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I think my all time favorite is the scene where Grandpa and his 'cronies' offer to take care of the strike breakers in the 'dental plan' episode...

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MOJO THE HELPER MONKEY.

 

Marge Mojo

Mojo Marge

 

Marge: "I thought he was supposed to me a helper monkey and all does does is lay there stuggling to breathe."

 

Bart: "Mom am I stupid"

Marge:"Honey, I'd love to reassure you but right now mommy's gotta get a tetnis shot."

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by sweetcherry

anything by ralph is funny

 

"Help! She's touching my special area!"

 

"What's lime disease?"

 

"And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."

 

"whats a battle?"

 

"i dress myself"

 

"i look like cable TV"

 

"everyones hugging"

 

"im idaho"

 

"my cats breath smells like cat food"

 

"will you me my mommy?"

 

"it tastes like burning"

 

"you smell like dead bunnies"

 

"it says cho-cho choose me"

 

"why does everbody always leave me?"(wets himself)

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naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

the best scene is from clown college:

 

Homer:well, i got everything the billboards told me to.oh yeah, exept for that clown college.psshhh...that had no effect on me whatsoever...

 

(sees lenny and carl as clowns dancing around, when in reality they are really on fire)

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that '8 hours to live' thread reminds me of Fat Tony...

 

"We want our money. You have 24 hours and... to show we're serious, you have 12 hours."

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homer-I told you guys i said I was sorryyyy

 

mob guys- oh well yeah i guess its alright then

 

homer- sorry your such jerks...AH!!

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$847.63 the price of Maggie Simpson according to the cash register in the opening credits of The Simpsons.

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Guest im not witty

another ralph line that kills me....

 

whats for lunch tommorow?

 

NEXT!

 

chicken necks?

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you know the scene with Homer saying "Doh!" over an over?

 

There should be one of those with Ralph saying all his lines in a row...

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Thad be hilarious because ralphs voice alone just makes me crack up.

 

haha remember the bible one where milhouse is moses.

 

lisa- Moses you must leed your people out from slavery

 

milhouse- Ohhh so now there MY people.

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alien: im dont consumating with you.(or something like that)

 

marge: that was awefully quick

 

alien: what are you implying?

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i like the one when homer started his own on-line company and he picked up a book INTERNET FOR DUMMIES and i quote "OH WOW, THE INTERNET IS ON COMPUTERS NOW"...

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Barts chalkboard:

 

I is not Ali G.

I is not Ali G.

I is not Ali G.

I is not Ali G.

 

I did not bake cookies for Fidel Castro.

I did not bake cookies for Fidel Castro.

I did not bake cookies for Fidel Castro.

I did not bake cookies for Fidel Castro.

 

I can not legally sell tobacco.

I can not legally sell tobacco.

I can not legally sell tobacco.

I can not legally sell tobacco.

 

 

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