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Barts chalkboard:

 

I is not Ali G.

I is not Ali G.

I is not Ali G.

I is not Ali G.

 

I did not bake cookies for Fidel Castro.

I did not bake cookies for Fidel Castro.

I did not bake cookies for Fidel Castro.

I did not bake cookies for Fidel Castro.

 

I can not legally sell tobacco.

I can not legally sell tobacco.

I can not legally sell tobacco.

I can not legally sell tobacco.

 

 

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Homer: "Heelloo, my name is Mr Burns. i believe you have a package for me?"

 

clerk: "sure thing Mr Burns, whats your first name?"

 

H: "I doont know"

 

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Willy: "lunch lady dorris, hae ye got any grease?"

 

L.L.D: "Yes, yes we do."

 

W: "Well grease me up then woman!!"

 

LLD: "okies"

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i love the scene when bart brings his dog to school for show and tell and it sneezes and Ms. Krabappel says, " HA!, he thinks its people!"

 

and also when grounds keeper willy stops at the door and is like "bocshie booschie" and the dog looks at him and makes that goofy ass smile!!

 

pricless:)

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Originally posted by KASDRO

when maggie get scan in the begining credits it says nra4eva or sum thing really close... they told you on a the reel clip show..

 

sadly theres a whole group of morons who really believe this. the clip show was a fucking joke, it really doesnt say nra4ever. i promise, its supposed to be funny that its even suggested it says that, but i cant tell you how many people really believe that shit.

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Host: Our next topic: My son still wets the bed.

Milhouse: You told me we were going to Red Lobster!

 

Rainier: :silencing Bart and Greta: Laughing time is over...

 

 

 

Lisa: Mom, isn't there anything vegetarian?

Rainier: Hahaha Homer, I see your daughter is one of those whale kissing moon maidens.

Homer: Hehe, yeah one time she... oh she's looking at us.. be cool :starts humming

 

Milhouse: You're breaking up with me? Why?

Greta: I guess I was just looking for someone more... masculine.

Milhouse: I told you, I don't know how that scrunchee got in my hair

 

Frink: Oh dear, I've re-dorkulated

 

Burns: What are you doing in my corpse hatch!

Wiggum: Montgomery Burns, you're under arrest for murder.

Burns: Did I say corpse hatch? I meant.. innocence tube

 

Marge: I'm filing a class action lawsuit against big sugar. Would you like to give a deposition?

Chief Wiggum: Sure, I'll join your lawsuit. Sugar's made my Ralphie hyperactive.

Ralph: I'm happy AND ANGRY

 

Wiggum: Alright, time to throw in the Butterfingers.

Eddie: Hmm, it's not even singed.

Wiggum: Even the fire doesn't want them

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