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aight whats ur favorite scene in any simpson episode?

 

mynes the conning one

 

homer: hi were back

 

marge:o howd the magic act go

 

homer: what the hell are u talking about?... oh OHHH the magic act, yah it was great

 

Lisa:but howd u do the act when u left the magic kit here?

 

bart: or so it may seeeeem

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When homer gets a motorcycle and bart teaches him how to ride it( the song makes it the shit)"if you werent a man, and my father too; Id buy you a daimond and then Id marry you". Also when Skinner pulls out milhouse's file, with his flamboyant homosexual tendencies.

 

im so hungry I could eat at Arby's

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changing this to fav simpson quote thread. I was watching simpsons right now and the funniest things were said, so i wrote them down.

 

This is the episode where homer reads a story book.

 

 

homer- Gentlmen I must be wasted, because it looks like that cloud is mad at me.

 

homer-If im laughing at what i think i am, its funny.

 

homer-Hey that pig looks like lenny, ahhhh thats the best part of lenny.

 

God-I knowwww i have 3 eyes..

 

homer- Victory??? were french. We dont even have a word for it.

 

grounds keep willy- I captured a wee girl!!! I'm the greatest hero in English.

 

ralph- Daddys stomach is crying.

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Originally posted by HomerJayII

WHEN ALL THE KIDS ARE DESCRIBING WHAT THEY SAW MRS. K. AND PRINCIPAL SKINNER DOING IN THE JANITOR'S CLOSET.

 

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet and they were making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me

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more ralph quotes:

 

I'm Idaho."

 

"I bent my wookie."

 

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

 

"Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office."

 

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."

 

"When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university!"

 

"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."

 

"Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

 

"Intercourse?"

 

(After seeing the comic store's "Adult Section") "Everybody's hugging!"

 

 

 

 

hi everyone im cherry and im a ralphaholic

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MOJO THE HELPER MONKEY.

 

Marge Mojo

Mojo Marge

 

Marge: "I thought he was supposed to me a helper monkey and all does does is lay there stuggling to breathe."

 

Bart: "Mom am I stupid"

Marge:"Honey, I'd love to reassure you but right now mommy's gotta get a tetnis shot."

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Originally posted by sweetcherry

anything by ralph is funny

 

"Help! She's touching my special area!"

 

"What's lime disease?"

 

"And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."

 

"whats a battle?"

 

"i dress myself"

 

"i look like cable TV"

 

"everyones hugging"

 

"im idaho"

 

"my cats breath smells like cat food"

 

"will you me my mommy?"

 

"it tastes like burning"

 

"you smell like dead bunnies"

 

"it says cho-cho choose me"

 

"why does everbody always leave me?"(wets himself)

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naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

the best scene is from clown college:

 

Homer:well, i got everything the billboards told me to.oh yeah, exept for that clown college.psshhh...that had no effect on me whatsoever...

 

(sees lenny and carl as clowns dancing around, when in reality they are really on fire)

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