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fav simpson SCENES<=====

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aight whats ur favorite scene in any simpson episode?

 

mynes the conning one

 

homer: hi were back

 

marge:o howd the magic act go

 

homer: what the hell are u talking about?... oh OHHH the magic act, yah it was great

 

Lisa:but howd u do the act when u left the magic kit here?

 

bart: or so it may seeeeem

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hahhaha o shit

 

 

worst episode ever.....

 

skinners mom: semore are u lookin at porn?

 

skinner: no mother

 

skinners mom: u sissy

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almost all of them... if not all of them... yep, definately all of them.

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Agnes: Seymour! Tell these people to move, we're in a hurry!

 

Skinner: I'm not Principal of the LINE, mother...

 

Agnes: And you never will be!

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When homer gets a motorcycle and bart teaches him how to ride it( the song makes it the shit)"if you werent a man, and my father too; Id buy you a daimond and then Id marry you". Also when Skinner pulls out milhouse's file, with his flamboyant homosexual tendencies.

 

im so hungry I could eat at Arby's

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Guest HELLSATAN

crab juice or mountaint dew ?

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Originally posted by -Rage-

If you ask me, I don't think it's even possible to name a favorite scene.

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when homer wants bart to be a man, so they go to this factory and all the guys are gay...

theres this one guy whos carrying a bucket and in a homosexual lisp tone he says "hot stuff comin through."

 

hahahahhahahah it was great. anyone see that one?

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Originally posted by ElectricitySucks

anyone see that one?

 

duh.

 

 

Anywho. I was working catring backstage at Ozzfest yesterday and somone in the used that line. I laughed so hard.

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pretty much any scene with that guy that works at the comic book store is pretty funny.

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Originally posted by space

pretty much any scene with that guy that works at the comic book store is pretty funny.

 

worst character endorsement EVER!

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changing this to fav simpson quote thread. I was watching simpsons right now and the funniest things were said, so i wrote them down.

 

This is the episode where homer reads a story book.

 

 

homer- Gentlmen I must be wasted, because it looks like that cloud is mad at me.

 

homer-If im laughing at what i think i am, its funny.

 

homer-Hey that pig looks like lenny, ahhhh thats the best part of lenny.

 

God-I knowwww i have 3 eyes..

 

homer- Victory??? were french. We dont even have a word for it.

 

grounds keep willy- I captured a wee girl!!! I'm the greatest hero in English.

 

ralph- Daddys stomach is crying.

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Moe stuck in the tube slide.

 

"Oh for the love of god! ::clank clank thud bang:: Somebody get the jaws of life!"

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Originally posted by HomerJayII

WHEN ALL THE KIDS ARE DESCRIBING WHAT THEY SAW MRS. K. AND PRINCIPAL SKINNER DOING IN THE JANITOR'S CLOSET.

 

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet and they were making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me

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anything by ralph is funny

 

"Help! She's touching my special area!"

 

"What's lime disease?"

 

"And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."

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more ralph quotes:

 

I'm Idaho."

 

"I bent my wookie."

 

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

 

"Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office."

 

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."

 

"When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university!"

 

"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."

 

"Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

 

"Intercourse?"

 

(After seeing the comic store's "Adult Section") "Everybody's hugging!"

 

 

 

 

hi everyone im cherry and im a ralphaholic

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the introdution where the family runs into the living room to all get on the couch... i saw one where bart spray paints them on there and hits up a phat tag.

 

second fav...

 

*homer is driving a car like a maniac*

marge: youll kill us all!!

homer: OR DIE TRYING!!!

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<span style='color:black'>"Thats where i saw the leprechaun. He tells me to burrrn things."

 

 

 

i like martin. That one episode where the simpsons get a pool and then martin gets a pool.

 

"Now i'll be the queen of summer."</span>

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