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Guest Ted Wakowski

Here's what you do:

 

Fart in a cup and place a lid on it.

 

Bring the cup outside when she's chillin.

 

Tell her there's a flower inside, under the lid.

 

When she smells the contained fart, run back inside the house and slam the door.

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Originally posted by Pistol

how'd you not get the fotango banner at the bottom.

 

i have no clue how i didnt get the banner but im not questioning it

 

and i know im gonna catch shit for this but im still not gonna fuck her

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Guest Ted Wakowski

Yo that car looks fake, like a cardboard cut out or something. And is that a blonde girl standing in front of it?

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Originally posted by Ted Wakowski

Yo that car looks fake, like a cardboard cut out or something. And is that a blonde girl standing in front of it?

 

no its a real truck my friend, the flash on it is because i took a picture of a picture with my digi, yes shes blonde, are you blind?

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ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

 

damn damn damn

for me it just comes up as a big red cross

 

why why why!!!

 

after 4 days, 4 days!!!

 

(banging head on table)

 

when one i cant see the pic but ppl think shes hot couldnt you do her with like 2 rubbers or something

perhaps with your shirt still on also???

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chief, u can still get the propertes and try to view it like that

she's not all that but i admit i was curious too

fuck her dude, fuck her

i pass up pussy too, but this more than pussy, it's the wrap-up to a good story! don't you want to be able to tell this story? that's what i always take into consideration when t comes to these kind of situations!

 

do you want the story to go like this:

 

"dude, one time i had this hot older neighbor, and i could tell she wanted dick, so i thought about it a lot and talked about it with people i never met on the internet for a few days dude, and i never fucked her!"

 

yeah, cool

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Originally posted by cheifblame

damn damn damn

for me it just comes up as a big red cross

 

dood im rollin on the floor right now (well almost)

you wanted the picture more than anyone

and it fucked you over

im sorry

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Guest Ted Wakowski
Originally posted by WhenOne

yes shes blonde, are you blind?

 

Only to the ways of men greater than me.

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$#!@$$!

 

yes sir i lead a sad sad life and have a nasty fetish for crack whore neighbours who like young men...

i should come to where you live to hook her in...where abouts do you live....country/city?

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Guest imported_b0b

Please repost it. Pleeeesse. Do the ""get a link to this picture" option on Fotnago, rather than right clicking the picture.

 

Purleese

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apparently you guys dont know a what a psycho bitch is....for one she already stalks you, once you hit it, she wont stop stalking you any less....plus then she will knowwhere you live..the one thing that you really dont want...especially when she throws a brick through your window when she finds out you didnt really love her.... :eek:

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Guest blood as ink
Originally posted by WhenOne

stalkeroner

 

 

eww...is that your stalker? i'd say beat her with the ugly stick but someone already beat you to it....ewww

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