High Priest Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 didnt know penis was a gender either... well fiddle sticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 i got some friends in catholic schools...they are always getting into fights with the white prep kids i almost got kicked out of school last year for dealing knives and talking about shooting the school up as a joke...instead i just got suspended...so its all gravy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 You guys are more thugged out,but heres my list: Suspended for; Unplugging all the vending machines at school. Inciting a riot. Throwing text books out a classroom window. "Suspicion" of doing graffiti One time a teacher threw my soda in the trash,and started yelling at me telling me we were not allowed to drink in class and I got up and on the way out the door I pulled my soda out of the trash and emptied it on to her floor,then left. Selling porn. Suspected of poisoning a students milk. Jumping out of a locker to scare a student. Never caught for: Urinating in the hallways. Bringing weapons to school. Throwing textbooks out the school bus window. Stealing a whole encyclopedia set from the school library,one at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 Originally posted by NoamChomsky You guys are more thugged out,but heres my list: Suspended for; One time a teacher threw my soda in the trash,and started yelling at me telling me we were not allowed to drink in class and I got up and on the way out the door I pulled my soda out of the trash and emptied it on to her floor,then left. Selling porn. Suspected of poisoning a students milk. Jumping out of a locker to scare a student. Never caught for: Urinating in the hallways. Bringing weapons to school. Throwing textbooks out the school bus window. Stealing a whole encyclopedia set from the school library,one at a time. Selling porn and pissing in the halls are pretty good. Why encyclopedias? That is a nice one though. Isn't it normal to have weapons in school? (Bats, Blackjacks, Batons, Knives, Knucks, Guns, Mad ball, Fist pack of nickels, etc.) I wont go into the things I didn't get caught for. I do remember stuffing a kid into a gym locker once. That was funny as hell cause we put him in there before class and he got counted absent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest railroadjerk Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 high school was one big party. i loved it, and sometimes i miss the innocence of it... basically, just get out alive and with a diploma, and if you want to go to college get some decent standardized test scores and youre set... dont get high and go everyday, youll miss out...i stayed sober in high school all four years...keyword was IN high school. weekends and random afternoons it was on...high school is like one big vacation with 2000 peers. live it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 ive been to high school almost two years now...and ive only been to one party and i havent been laid yet...please fuckin kill me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 Your not going to get the boot fella. I got in to the worst fight my school district had ever seen on the second day of school and my school record was not nice drugs/fighting etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest unoprimero Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 27 kids got kicked out of just my class alone this year... their stories are fuckin halarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 i went to a private school for middle school and my shit was like section 8 shit. the school was a shithole filled with cambodians and south africans..i dont even think the school made any tuition money..i do remember one entertaining story of not getting caught with weapons..we actually walked up to a church like every 4 months and went to a mass and i had some goose in 7th grade and i had a switchblade in the inside pocket. i set my jacket down and the knife hit flat on the church bench..it was a huge bang throughout the church because it was mad silent..my teacher goes..what was that..? i replied..a pen..im not sure how that worked but whatevers clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 oh yeah, and two schools have '"asked me to leave" in my past.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 Well first day of school,we are in the library getting our new cards for the year and the librarian gives us this whole speech about how they finally got new books this year and blah blah blah.So,fuck them,I stole like 30 books in the first semester.Those encyclopedias gotta be worth a pretty penny. My friend used to bring one of those tazers to school,shit was dope.I never brought a gun,i used to carry knifes and a couple of times i brought a syringe full of bleech. Im a pretty smart guy when it comes to bullshiting them,so I never actually got caught in the act of most of the stuff they suspended me for.Like one time I threw up some tags on the main office,and they couldnt prove it was me,so they suspended me 20 days for being late to class.My parents wouldnt even fight that shit.It pissed me off a great deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 Originally posted by NoamChomsky My friend used to bring one of those tazers to school,shit was dope.I never brought a gun,i used to carry knifes and a couple of times i brought a syringe full of bleech. I see about the books now. Tazers are one of the best things. A syringe of bleach if used as a squirt gun to bleach clothes, funny as hell. If squirted in the eyes or injected no joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 everyone's talking about parties and loving high school and shit, so i have to defend hating it again... i started off my freshman year of high school with rehab, then spent the next year and a half or so trying really hard to remain sober... then i spent about the next year being an alcoholic and a drug addict... i guess that was really fun at the time, but if i wasn't fucked up i would remember how much i hated my life and everyone around me... then i spent about 6 months being sober and angry at everyone... then i trans fered to fuck up high and met some really cool people but also met a whole new batch of people to hate... high school wasn't fun, it sucked... i'm very glad i'm not there any more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 i had wayyyy too much fun in highschool im not even sure how i graduated an interesting sidenote is that i got kicked out of school in kindergarten for setting fire to some wooden train you could sit in, in our playground area belive me when i say i burnt that motherfucker down fire department came and everything good times, great times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ledzep Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 once i almost got kicked out of school for tagging the hell outta the school, i almost got away with out susption, cept some fat fag called julio turned me in, and i hate him to this very day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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