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NINJA's!

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Hey there guys...ive been doing some reconisance on the NIP (ninjas in pajamas). Heres mostly what i have come up with..

http://desireerobertson.homestead.com/files/Ninjas.jpg'>

This picture was taken just west of Okinawa, Japan. Shown here is numerous members of the NIP (ninjas in pajamas). In the top center is noam chomsky, an internationally known ninja with impressive skills. Other members have not been absolutely identified. These ninjas are especially stealthy and sure footed. They usually travel on motorcycles such as these..they are high powered and professionally built and named after them.

http://www.steven.stilwell.com/images/Corvette/Ninjas.jpg'>

As you can see, these machines are fast just like their owners. The NIP has lately been threatening certian citizens in this area. Most of these citizens are scumbags that have disrespected the ideals of the NIP.

http://www.msss.com/mars/global_surveyor/camera/del_images/ninjas2.jpg'>

As you can see, the NIP posesses nuclear weapons. Though they will be only put to use as a last resort, according to thier ninja beliefs, they still posses the power to topple our globes biggest governments. These men are ninjas...they kick peoples heads off, please do not attempt to catch them.

http://www.cyberbuss.com/furthest/ninja1.jpg'>

These ninjas climb up and even down walls, as you can see they are extremely sleek and trained well. Our organization has been tracking the movement of noam chomsky and his group of highly trained ninjas, and they appear to be in the area to stay. If you have any information, please leave a message here and get back to me.

Thank you for your time and patience..

 

More info to be posted soon..

 

Love,

the cat ninja.

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hahahahahahah thats great....as co founder of the NIP i am greatly confused as to how you managed to infiltrate our fort and photograph our nuclear weapons....and us at the party after we stole every seabass in chinatown.....hmm...

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Guest --zeSto--

as the original source to the CATFIGHT (Ninja Pussies In PeeJays)...

 

I want in !

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Guest blink_ATX

jesus christ you fucks is gay.

 

So i see Noam is a goddamn pussy.

 

in more than one way.

 

muhahahhahahaah

 

l0rd Ka0s

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Originally posted by REGULATOR

hahahahahahah thats great....as co founder of the NIP i am greatly confused as to how you managed to infiltrate our fort and photograph our nuclear weapons....and us at the party after we stole every seabass in chinatown.....hmm...

 

Not only ninjas are quiet and quick.;)

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Originally posted by REGULATOR

hahahahahahah thats great....as co founder of the NIP i am greatly confused as to how you managed to infiltrate our fort and photograph our nuclear weapons....and us at the party after we stole every seabass in chinatown.....hmm...

 

well then ninja you need to cover your ass more often cause you left this picture lyin around also

 

http://www.cheaptrick.com/gallery/18.not.very.ninja.jpg'>

 

i guess thats a group shiot? i dunno

 

but since when did ninjas say its ok to kidnap small children with down syndrome?

 

http://www.total.net/~jimcim/ninja.gif'>

 

not only that but if the footclan found you were jockin their costumes...

 

the only member of your squad thats of asian dee-scent needs to get his shit together... tell the boy to lay off that sake

 

http://www.camelot.co.jp/member/akihito/images/ninja.jpg'>

 

a top secret school of ninja cats or some shit i dunno...

 

http://members.lightstream.net/~gggo/ninja/scullyidcard.jpg'>

 

http://members.lightstream.net/~gggo/ninja/sfn09.jpg'>

 

http://members.lightstream.net/~gggo/ninja/scully_ninja_diploma.jpg'>

 

why the fuck are ninja cats so popular?

 

anyways one last photo, this ones of my ninja squad, you dont want none, you dont even know they exist

 

http://gilwellbygtwo.homestead.com/files/85NINJAS2loo.jpg'>

 

thanks shameless for giving me something to do

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Guest NoamChomsky

HAHAHA This is great.By the way,NIP is entirely Regulator's idea.I just provided the ninja fort and endless amounts of funyons.

 

l0rd n0am

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i dunno but ive learned to replace them with jackie chans cartoon.

 

fuck the tutrles, jackie chans kicken ass

 

if he can only keep those goddamn talismans he would be straight, jades always fuckin around with his shit

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more ninjas... why not?

 

this little ninjas been known to flip the fuck out a little too much..

http://users.choice.net/~jackie/images/newpics/ninja.jpg'>

 

specifically trained with...

http://www.ashidakim.com/dojopress/cvr-howtobecome.gif'>http://www.ashidakim.com/dojopress/cvr-invisiblefist.gif'>

http://www.ashidakim.com/dojopress/cvr-FFTotN.gif'>http://www.ashidakim.com/dojopress/cvr-BoD.gif'>

 

 

standard issue ninja gear...

 

http://www.magicmakers.com/retail/ninja/headbndblk.jpg'>

http://www.magicmakers.com/retail/ninja/ninjahbblkwht.JPG'>

 

didnt believe me that first ninja flipped the fuck out? thought it was all talk huh? like homeboy up there dont get a lil crazy sometimes? ask this dude how he gets down...

 

 

 

 

http://costumemagic.com/JPEG/MUPROS/ninjastar.JPEG'>

 

yea... you dont want none

 

oh please believe i can get those crazy nips to fuck up anyone including girls for those funions... they kick kids in the nuts for fun, why would they care if your a female?

http://www.saraphina.com/opm/rfarris/L%20Ninja%20busker%20on%20the%20steps%20of%20Sacre%20Coeur,%20Paris.JPG'>

 

this particular ninjas killed so many people in his time, he had to join the police to trick them out and he still has to wear a mask...

 

http://www.ci.rochester.mn.us/police/ninja.jpg'>

 

thats what ill leave you with for now... be carefull where you go, cause you never know whos a ninja, but you now know im a loser

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we're both deadmen you know that right?

 

oh well, someone had to expose the nips...

 

no no... thank you for giving me something to do

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current members of the NIP

 

me

noamchomsky

i just bumped tue skinny in, heading the east division

tt boy leads the canadian division (hes gotta send us canadian nuns to beat up though)

rage is in because rage is a cool name

who else?? if you want to become a junior ninja just say so, and we will out you to the rigurous test!

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Guest greedy mars

can i join the clubb? i got a lighter

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Guest Eski

hey im down for NIP , i can handle the aussie chapter

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