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Originally posted by fatbastard

older women are awesome. tell us more..... was she hot?

yeah, she's hot... but she's a bitch... i kind of hate her... i was wasted...

also last night, i think i tore my rotator cuff... for most of today i thought it was out of the socket, but the swelling's gone down now, and it doesn't look as lumpy/out of the socket any more... if it still hurts this bad tomorrow, i'm gonna go sit in the stupid fucking ER for a million years and get it checked out...

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Originally posted by vinyl junkie

yeah, she's hot... but she's a bitch... i kind of hate her... i was wasted...

also last night, i think i tore my rotator cuff... for most of today i thought it was out of the socket, but the swelling's gone down now, and it doesn't look as lumpy/out of the socket any more... if it still hurts this bad tomorrow, i'm gonna go sit in the stupid fucking ER for a million years and get it checked out...

 

sex related injury??? you are a true :king:

 

fucked that milf until your arms fell off.

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Originally posted by iquit

sex related injury??? you are a true :king:

 

fucked that milf until your arms fell off.

i wish i had a better story, but:

i slept on my arm funny a couple nights ago, so it's been sore... and i was trying to open a stuck window at this broad's house, and next thing i know i was leaning against the wall trying to catch my breath cuz i was in so much pain...

did i mention i was really wasted...

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Originally posted by MLTf4nt0m

well, we pretty much figured. seeing how...well....when are you not?:lol: ;)

right now actually...

i spent all day in the bar, but only had 3 beers...

i hunf out and watched a movie, played pinball for a couple hours (new personal high: 67,000,000) and talked to the owners about getting me a job there...

went in there at opening, came home for lunch and a nap, went back till just before closing...

and only 3 beers... i just wasn't feelin it today...

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Originally posted by MrChupacabra

I think its safe to say there will be no Nightowls take over by the Knightbats.

 

please excuse my children of darkness. they tend to get slightly aggressive at times. please be advised that the bats wish no ill will towards the owls. unless they have weapons of mass destruction. then we will take prisoners and make them have gay sex.

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well it's 3:30 and i just left the bar... god i love this pllace...

today was my first day as an official cripple... wearing a sling sucks...

also today: i went to a local motor cycle club's "fight night"... they have a full ring permanantly sret up in their back yard... i got to see 8 fights tonight (including two girlie fights) and it was fucking awesome...

 

by the way,

why is MLTf4nt0m not NO yet? he gets my vote...

 

most oif the NO seem to be MIA, but i say you go ahead and put it in the sig if you want...

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i'm actually still here... an urgent pre-bar shit stopped by...

i don;t mind fucking around on the internet while shitting, but every once in a while i feel a little awkward talking on aim while sitting on the throne...

but once i get out of here i am off to the bar, to meet the cute little 19 year old i was trying to hook up with last weekend...

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haha, i hear ya. i doubt id ever shit and conversate at all. but hey, do ya thing. the ounce is pretty slow lately, so is my computer. nothing interesting happens around my place, however, some mexican dudes just rode through my complex on a ninja bike reving the engines, i asked them how big the bike was, size of engine ya know, and they were to mexican to understand english, but made lots of noise on the way out. oh well. there went my excitment for the night, haha.

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