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graffsurgeon

i am drunk as fuck.

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i had myself two colt forties and a heineken sixer..fun ride home..now im going to bed after i watch kay and silent bob so eat shit and die in your sleep.

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12ozprophet

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

my anti-drug

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your write, side effects include lost of ability to speel, increesed sexuel hungir (cus your nevir getin layd if your on 120z), and slep deprivashun

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word to "slep deprivashun"

 

fuck, im online for almost four hours now.

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i have fuckin mucus and all sorts of gunk in my eyes because im on this god damn site and cant get any fuckin sleep....misteraven should be accused of manslaughter if we die:D

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damn..haha reg, i can see misteraven coming to my room saying "im sorry"...and then pop pills and drink and repeat the cycle with teh next person

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Originally posted by kaesthebluntedwonder

i hope your father beats some sense into you after he finds out you drank his beer

 

did you steal a beer from your daddy? did he beat you? if so, please call 1-012-ozproft and share your stories with critically acclaimed beer stealer, tue skinny

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Guest SerialRapisT
Originally posted by swif1

 

did you steal a beer from your daddy? did he beat you? if so, please call 1-012-ozproft and share your stories with critically acclaimed beer stealer, tue skinny

 

Is that toll free?

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thanks for pointing that out. no it's not toll free. its .99 for every minute. and dont worry, it's not a scam like ms. cleo.

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Guest willy.wonka

i have been drinking a lot

 

beer hards beer hards beer bud and then hards beer hards then i get up on the mic and sing kareoke and grab on to a girl that i dont know and tell her things and then i skank like a rudeboy and sing some more....

i have been drinking last night,feel it,but im not tired for some odd reason.....12oz.

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Originally posted by Kr430n5_666

i'm really sick of these "hey look im drunk" threads.

 

you drank and got fucked up...big deal...its nothing special.

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Guest uncle-boy
Originally posted by graffsurgeon

i had myself two colt forties and a heineken sixer..fun ride home..now im going to bed after i watch kay and silent bob so eat shit and die in your sleep.

 

yay.... sooooo coool.

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Originally posted by Kr430n5_666

i'm really sick of these "hey look im drunk" threads.

 

you drank and got fucked up...big deal...its nothing special.

 

 

well i felt like expressing my feelings towards you..im sorry that i dont take twelve ounce as seriously as you.

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Originally posted by graffsurgeon

 

 

well i felt like expressing my feelings towards you..im sorry that i dont take twelve ounce as seriously as you.

 

incorrect. i was saying that threads like that take up space saying that same thing thats been said a million times before. i dont care. post more threads saying you are drunk. whoopdie doo. i just wanted to say what my initial reaction was. dance with your shoes off and pass them to your friends.

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Guest willy.wonka

hey,makboy......

 

lets go drink......

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