Elena Delle Donne

damn i hate when my not-racist organization splits over "the jewish question." it's just a question, you guys!

mans gone off the kinky drink 🌀🌀🌀

my dude. you've been coming in and out for as long as i have been here—give it a shot! hit me up however you need to, you have my instagram, it's injury. you don't have to hurt every day, that's not a great way to live

i mean we're going to have some kind of vaccine this spring. that was estimated earlier this year and early in this pandemic; has nothing to do with who's president, though. [donald trump could have run on "there's gonna be a vaccine, we're doing a great job and i did it" but he refused to acknowledge that it was a thing until he got intubed] and i'd say that due to your relatively remote location, you're likely to simply not see much of it.

@One Man Banned gf and i were there for two years and moved out leaving it in great shape—no damage. just to be safe we had the building super come by as we were cleaning to ask if we'd missed anything too and he said we were good. now: we DID leave on a bad note. we lived next to a hoarder, whose roach problem became ours at the end. the exterminator began poisoning them, which also poisoned our cat. we had so many roaches that the exterminator asked if we were leaving; i was killing 10-15 a day (the german roaches, the little ones). the rule of thumb is for every roach you see there are 20 you don't. Anyway we used this (and our neighbors leaving—not the hordes but other ones) to get them to let us out without a full 30 days notice. got that okay in writing though.

also if you have creative responses to this, ah, situation, please share.

i'm not stressing it or anything. but it IS extremely petty and kinda funny. and they didn't include an itemized list of deductions as they were required to so i can make it a problem if i want to be a douche. why would you bother taking anyone for $44? what a trivial sum of money when you own a building. exceptional

oh! yeah that would be good context. $700 deposit, so this was like 6% of it

just got the security deposit back on my former apartment, two weeks later than required by law, minus $44. its not that i was assured i would get the full deposit back, though it's a little bit that. it's mostly: $44? are you fucking kidding me? with this disrespectful shit? i'm about to go wreckmode on their google reviews and the property managers direct line. i got nothing but time, you fat bitch

it's been very satisfying to see the various geniuses who were saying "corona will go away when biden is elected! it was designed to damage my sweet baby president!" get real quiet as we continue to talk about this ongoing avoidable disaster and it only gets worse

this is 100% gonna be a preexisting condition someday. freedom!

wait it's 445

immigration is super chill rn, go for it

the UI is wonky but this is a very fun game, if you feel like prying at people in your life. find out who's secretly bad! or rich!

this totally rules, i love this shit country A Pennsylvania postal worker whose claims have been cited by top Republicans as potential evidence of widespread voting irregularities admitted to U.S. Postal Service investigators that he fabricated the allegations

make your new name dick longman

time to fake your own death, try to insurance scam it too. take out a big life insurance policy then immediately stage a spectacular auto accident that would destroy your car and your corpse. that'd need to be really hot so you basically need to drive into a volcano

i know eight people who've had it, seven had less serious cases and one was sent to the ICU. one was a nurse who's back on his ward! endless respect.

we are probably at 200,000 new cases a day, cases rising in all 50 states and emergency rooms are simply full. we're all sick of this, but please take precautions and limit your exposure; this is an ongoing disaster and no help is coming.

bet the cop didn't see that coming. bonsai!

this is perfect, thank you so much!

it would be dishonest to suggest this is the first politically motivated department of justice. but barr and the trump administration really has upped the ante on how exacting, vindictive, and campaign-adjacent an attorney general can be.

my post count, first of all

BOY HE BOUT TO DO IT (be dunked on by state and federal courts again) AG Barr OKs election probes despite little evidence of fraud this is, of course, terrifying because a competent administration will be the next to do this and they will succeed. but

my man... welcome