Moe Szyslak

I am currently trying to quit drinking, or at least slow tf down. I get real anxious in the mornings when i dont have a beer. Been drinking at least 4 or 5 24 ozs a day for about 3 months straight. Im also on some other rx meds and it seems like im getting further and further away from reality. Time to chill. I drank 2 24s today, gonna try to drink just 1 tomorrow.

TV meal

Ditto

Cigarettes are harder to quit than heroin.. Or so im told

Drinking a 6er or lone star at my house. Fuck SXSW

Trying to move into a new spot

Good flik

Ive been drinking a lot since about 2 years ago. Pretty much daily. I never get "drunk" though it always a steady buzz., but it is letterally from the moment i wake up to when i go to sleep. And its always stricly beer. Liqour and wine make me murderous mad and thats no fun. I got some problems i guess. ?

Heres the scoop, shes a junkie prostitute now apparently, has tons of daddy issues, and kills everything she touches. Her facebook is September Czajkowsk. Go get her if you need something to do.

My ex is a cheating whore and i got plenty dirt on her if the destruction league needs some more work

True. Tpbm used to listen to 69 boys' "whoop there is"

Naw. Beer shits

Thicker than a snicker

I actually lost the job a couple days ago. Cant complain tho it was my own fault.

3fer1 aka 3fers aka 3fer Valentez aka mr ask your mom about me

I accidentally all over the place with that one

Anyone remember that time my baby momma came on here and started talking shit? Fuck that ho

Bobs burger's is aight

Ive seen a few of really well made 100s in my day. Good enough to pass off to a mcdonalds employee in a jam

Also this A lot of talk about other wrestlers in this interview

Yes

What were the names of those 2 twins that marched out moving their arms up and down. Bam bam brothers or something

Just gave my dog a bath now watching nat geo and drinking a brew

False. Ill pick my nose in front of basically anyone, except my boss or a customer. Tpbm's farts smell like rotten eggs after eating taco bell