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I just went tohru 11 pages of nonsense and I must say you fuckers have a penchant for nonsense!

On the subject of sex, I've wondered how much jizz I have ejaculated in my lifetime? I've had sex 100's of times (not with 100's of women.) and fapped 1000's of times. That has to be enough sperm to spawn an empire.

Got laid last night...Wasn't too good so I'm a lil disappointed. It ended a dry spell so I guess that's a positive. She screamed louder than a pornstar and it made me laugh which in turn made it awkward for a moment. *shoulder shrug*

Free grand slam day at Denny's was the shit. I missed school for it haha

and to shower

I would buy a print of the polar bears if you're selling them

What kind of burger is that, mass?

Lmao! She's not attractive so I doubt anything like that is going down. The pizza looked untampered with, at the end of the day I'm not gonna turn down free pizza.

Looks like the pig is roasting by the fire...trash OMB chick is a smash with a pillow over her face

Black kid is writing the sikest verse of his life

Fuck Pizza Hut! My coworker ordered a thin crust pizza last week from them with breadsticks and it was the worst pizza I've ever seen/tasted. Nearly burned and all around just horrible. they didn't even cut the breadsticks...It was just one big loaf lol Also, when I clocked in today guess what my coworker had waiting for me.... You guessed it. Free pizza! Make that 4/5 nights I worked this week that I have gotten free pizza. From what I heard today one of the delivery drivers might have a crush on my coworker and keeps bringing her pies but she's never here. She only works mornings and the driver comes by at night lol So I'm assuming the people that work the evening shift just ain't telling him that she works mornings only just so he can keep coming by with pies haha

Italian zesty sauce>Irish spring

Copped a sausage, egg and cheese on a tomato mozzarella supreme bagel at Dunkin this morning. Pretty good

Just wrote a long ass edit on my last post and got the 5 minute time limit error...and I'm on my phone typing this shit. Fuck this, I'm going to bed.

First time I saw a bar in a theatre was in Boston, my ex took me there. But I don't think you can order drinks while you're watching the movie. I think it was only a bar in the lobby. Look up the movie tavern website, they have a few locations in different states.

It's called the movie tavern. We ate at the restaurant outside of the theatre and when you are seated in the theatre you can order drinks and food and stuff throughout the movie. Twas pretty dope and it's the only place I will go to pay to watch a movie now. I ordered several Jameson and gingers throughout the screening of Taken 3.

My job has its perks sometimes. I feel like I've gotten free pizza 3/4 days I've worked this week. Last night I was getting ready to order food and my coworker tells me a pizza delivery guy dropped off an entire meatlovers pizza free of charge. I asked her why and she said no reason...She's kinda stupid and I'm pretty sure it was for someone that didn't answer the door to pay for it. Anyway, she's muslim so she couldn't have any so it was all mine.

Mone...cmon son hahaha keep that in the S or T thread :tearsofjoy:

Dope shit Perts! I sat the polar bears line all the time haha

Sorry for being $6 you mean

NFL = NOPE. FUCK LYNCH

Damn, I always respected Silva, he gets busted for juicing and now he's gonna get tossed in the same category as all the other juicers the UFC has. Overeem, Belfort, Sonnen...I don't think he was always on roids, maybe just tried it to heal quicker and strengthen his leg for this fight. But who really knows. The UFC should change the results of the fight to a no contest. What should be interesting to see is who gets the longer suspension between the two. I think this is Silva's 1st offense and Diaz has been caught multiple times for weed. I definitely think penalties should be harsher for steroids though

FUCK MOBILE USERS. nah I'm kidding, I actually browse the oontz on my phone frequently. What I don't like is on my computer the 12oz logo & forum links permanently stays on screen & you can't scroll past it anymore. It makes for quick access to other links to the site but it also takes up about 20% of the page.

Yea, but to be fair I hadn't eaten all day and I couldn't wait another hour to get to the restaurant. I only got like a sampler type dish anyway.

I went in on wendy's the other day... 2 jr. bacon cheeseburgers spicy chicken sammich 10 piece nuggets I would've ordered more but I was going out to dinner an hour after wendy's