StoneBonerOner

From Me to **********@***********.org: Hey, I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices. Thanks, Mike From Jeff ****** to Me: I am. lets see what you got. From Me to Jeff ******: Jeff, Here you go: Looks like a normal spoon, right? Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon. I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it. Mike From Jeff ****** to Me: that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time. From Me to Jeff ******: Jeff, I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about. Mike From Jeff ****** to Me: fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off. From Me to Jeff ******: Jeff, Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love: At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo. till thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit. This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box. Let me know if you want any of these items. Thanks, Mike From Jeff ****** to Me: youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuck off, eat shit, and die. SOURCE: EMAILS FROM AN ASSHOLE

OMG DOUBLE POST. WHAT DOES IT MEAN? DOUBLE POST ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!

right now its worth 102.48 american. jus sayin.

^the banpaddle

i just got a case of retro throwback pepsi. celebrate with a glass of my own piss.

^moar arrowz... it needs them. DAT K THO!

maybe threadworthy, whatever, still nonsense either way. http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/05/12/us.unabomber.auction/ Feds are Auctioning off The Unabomber Ted Kaczynski's personal effects online. (CNN) -- Following a lengthy court battle, the U.S. Marshals will auction off "Unabomber" Ted Kaczynski's personal effects online beginning later this month, with proceeds to compensate some of his victims HIGHLIGHTS -Ted Kaczynski killed three people and wounded 23 others -He is serving a life sentence -Four of his victims are owed $15 million in restitution -One victim has since died lots of cool stuff in there... :rolleyes:

http://maps.google.ca/maps?hl=en&ie=UTF8&ll=49.164231,-122.195992&spn=0,0.006287&z=17&layer=c&cbll=49.164324,-122.196098&panoid=tkxCP5AiR3xoB_cv1bDyIA&cbp=12,186.7,,1,-5.82 drove past this a couple times, always thought it was cool, never got a flick.

ALRIGHT SO I GOT IT HERE NOW, TOOK IT OUT THE PACKAGE AND IT TASTES AWFUL!!! WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?!? CAN SOMEONE HELP PLEASE?!?!? THANKS AGAIN!!. -STONER

well played, I LOLD IRL.

sometimes i ponder how much orange soda is really in a can.... yes a man can fanta size.

the only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. -Albert Einstein

i was gonna try this out, i just cant figure out how to use it for the life of me. any suggestions??? thanks in advance.

dear NBB, ^combo breaker^ Stonerboner.

THIS!

http://tomhaverfoods.com/ leftovers are : DEJA FOOD!

does a bear shit in the woods?

WHATS YOUR TAG?!?!

*fixed

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There's no use in being a damn fool about it.