sayWORD?

ive spent well over $35,000 on fuckups due to booze in the last 5 years alone, excluding this latest legal adventure. fortunate to have not killed anyone or myself. with the impound cost, along with retainers and whatnot it will be well over 13,500. not tryna post a sob story or nothin. merely stating that if you care about your wallet more than your health, heres proof that liquor devastates both.

dont drink and drive kids...

have never laughed harder. seriously, thank you.

trial first week of august. not completely sober, but have cut down a lot. job is keeping me from drinking during the week, it helps. just needa beat this case and get back on track. tryin my hardest to keep it one hunna.

i hate it when you pick up a great looking girl at the bar (worst place to pick up chicks i know) and you hit it off with her (or so you think). the girl gives you her number, youre not even that drunk and neither is she, and you spend hours chillin and talking over a few beers. you make a point out of not buying her too many drinks to test the waters and make sure shes not just in it for the free booze. she makes a point of paying for almost all of her own drinks, saying that shes not about that shit and that youd better call her the next day because she really likes you and wants to hang out. then you text her the next day because that 3 day no contact rule is for fags and you dont wanna get caught slipping. she responds with the obligatory "who is this" which is followed by your response, "its ***** you gave me your number at *******, lets go for lunch like we were talking about last night". and then nothing. no response, nothing. you have enough pride not to push the issue, and thats that. you start resenting the bitch. wondering what went wrong. but nothing went wrong. you just most likely coddled a bitch whos boyfriend was out partying with his friends and she was out with hers. she needed some attention, and you gave it to her. thats it thats all. hate that shit. still really wanna fuck her :(

sounds like someones trying reeeeeal hard to have a channel zero thread worthy thread.

by the way, if you do end up fucking her, the end result screams drama. which is exactly something i would do and then regret for months afterwards. you have my endorsement.

i agree with IR, somethings fishy here. that text is a response to something you wrote first. which means youre fishing for a 20 year old hoe mother who cant properly text a sentence and whose douchebag boyfriend is most likely besieging that pussy as we speak. carry on if youre into that sorta thing. but chicks like that are a dime a dozen, and you can find an exact replica whos childless.

playoff hockey is always more intense than the regular season. a team needs grit and leadership to make it anywhere in the post season, not just raw talent. case in point, vancouver. also, washington in years prior (ovechkin is no leader, i dont care how well hes playing). you need to know anything boats, just ask. side note: why does COS always pop up right before the stanley up playoffs throughout this forum, yet is quiet as a churchmouse after vancouver gets eliminated year after year for months afterwards :lol: BRING THE BROOMSTICKS VANCOUVER, THERES ALOT OF SHIT TO CLEAN UP

i work 70-80 hours a week, outside nonetheless, but im gonna offer my two cents on how to get through the work day (ive held 9-5s in the past and im not 18 years old so i guess i have some experience in this): taking long shits and constantly playing with your phone does not improve your daily grind, it PROLONGS it. youre at work for a reason, do your job. if youre done your job, start the shit you have planned for tomorrow. if youve got nothing on your plate for the next day, take it upon yourself to learn something new. people are gonna say im encouraging brown nosing or being a keener, but im not trying to do that. be genuine, not a kiss ass, it goes a long way. you said youre getting paid decent, so put an effort into your workload, not on how to get by with doing the very least. if youre constantly busy, the day goes by faster. the sense of accomplishment increases at the end of said day. blah blah blah. youre doing this for yourself, to keep your own sanity, not to impress your coworkers (which is not necessarily a bad thing). and if someone in charge sees you going the extra mile, whats the worse that could happen? a pay raise? a bonus? a promotion? a boost to your reputation? acquiring a dope reference? i fucking wish i had the time at the end of the day to play on a rec team, had to turn down summer beer league this last week cause of crazy hours. do that. going into work intoxicated/hungover/burnt out encourages watching the clock tick which fucking sucks no matter what profession youre in. so does fucking around on your phone. if youre not a complete idiot, you can perform your job and still have time to let your mind wander. like symbols said, plan a trip and have something to look forward to and think about in the near future. or do what i do and spend countless hours running machinery and doing manual labor and dream about winning the lottery. i shave off at least 2-4 hours a week just thinking about what i would buy myself and everyone else.

this is fucking fresh. nice work.

start work again tomorrow. drinking beer to put myself to sleep. insomnia fucking sucks. i hate my brain and the thoughts it conjures up when im sober. taking a cab into work and signing a contract that forbids me from running any equipment. go me.

im hopping on the hawks bandwagon since my oilers shit the fucking bed. side note, i am fucking choked we brought back macT as the fucking gm. old boys club is getting annoying to say the least. this is a guy who a few years back said, "marty reasoner reminds me of joe sakic, just with a little less speed". stoked for playoff hockey though. it was a good start, i agree fully.

there is absolutely no way in hell i would ever fuck that bitch. im a skinny dude, that girl would fucking annihilate me.

if i ever lost my current galaxy and someone with the slightest knowledge of the internet found it, a lot of girls would be put on blast. not quite sure what the allure is to chicks when sending nudes via text. i never object to them getting sent, i also never delete em, and that shit gets backed up whenever i switch phones. a few of them have ended up on channel zero. girls need to understand that once that shit gets sent, it never goes away. and the temptation to out these hoes when the relationship sours is only perpetuated when a jaded dude such as myself gets a buzz on and starts fuckin around with the samsung. lofuckinl at the caliG comment. props issued for this thread tho.

i meant you, as in the people on here in general. morton was talking about alan carr earlier, ive checked him out on youtube. shais talked about cutting back smoking too. stay up rea, definitely wasnt comin at you bro.

yea theres no fuckin way im doing both cold turkey. if you did props. im over here pulling my fucking hair out.

i honestly dont even think that milf is too manly no homo. then again, ive most likely been desensitized by the mass posting of trannies in this thread. carry on.

if this is a stupid question i apologize. whats your take on quitting smoking and quitting drinking. meaning, is it best to conquer one before the other? (i know everyones addictions and personalities are different) in the near future id like to completely cut off smoking cigs but they are sorta a coping mechanism for me when i get stressed from not having a drink. i smoke like a chimney when i drink also. honestly, the thought of giving up both cold turkey right now is driving me borderline suicidal, so im thinking just try to cut down the cigs while quitting the booze. then when im successful at the latter, ill try to wean myself off completely. thoughts?

agreed. thats what i said. women are women.

You know, This just some real nigga shit, a real nigga story You know what I'm saying? Slang a bunch of narcotics Pull up in the new 'rarri Living like John Gotti Chopping bricks like karate Drink a bunch of codeine Serving to the dope fiends Blowing money, stay clean Michael Jackson, Billy Jean Got a Panamera round a young nigga neck Got a young bitch pulling up in a vet Smoke a lot of kush & I have a lot of sex Had to beat the grind up, ran up my check Bitch nigga get money, nigga get that Roll a blunt of chronic, nigga sell a lot of crack You can hit a nigga line, order what you want I can whoop a Maserati, pulling up a donk 50,000 on yo watch, young nigga splurge Pop a ace of spade bottle, sip a lot of syrup Keep a young nigga workin' gotta buss a cape I'mma take a phone call, hustle everyday Whipping up a cake, just to go and snatch a spider Young nigga play with keys, like a type writer Al Capone, John Gotti was a nigga idol I was never snitching, I can put it on the Bible In a 4 door beamer, driving with a rifle Nigga where you at, nigga we go pull up on ya Young Bitch looking like Janet in the 80's We was grinding up from a tube and a baby Got the girl dripping wet like a Jheri curl Got a styrofoam cup and its full of syrup Send it over from Lil Mexico & Let me Work I can get 36 for a clean shirt Pop a lot of pain pills Bout to put rims on my skateboard wheels Beat that pussy up like Emmett Till Yeah.... Two cell phones ringin' at the same time That's your ho, callin' from two different phones Tell that bitch "leave me the fuck alone!" See, you fuck her wrong, and I fuck her long I got a love-hate relationship with Molly I'd rather pop an ollie, and my dick is a trolly Boy, I'll bury you like Halle And these hoes say I'm blind, Cause I don't see nothin' wrong with a little bump and grind Man I just received a package Them other niggas taxin' And my pockets so fat, I'm startin' to feel contractions And my cousin went to jail for them chickens And he already home and that nigga must be snitchin' Cut him off like karate

threads like these need a backstory. if shes a hoe she'll be a crazy smash and then youll find out shes in it for the money and her pasts a little checkered. if shes a good girl expect alot of orthodox upbringing and some some missionary sex. pretty much like any other girl on the planet. ps. i bet you she smokes cigarettes.

kill that unibrow bitch with fire.

fake cosby rant. old news is old. I've worked hard since I was 17. Except for when I was doing my National Service, I put in 50-hour weeks, and didn't call in sick in nearly 40 years. I made a reasonable salary, but I didn't inherit my job or my income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, it looks as though retirement was a bad idea, and I'm tired. Very tired. I'm tired of being told that I have to "spread the wealth" to people who don't have my work ethic. I'm tired of being told the government will take the money I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people too lazy to earn it. I'm tired of being told that Islam is a "Religion of Peace," when every day I can read dozens of stories of Muslim men killing their sisters, wives and daughters for their family "honor"; of Muslims rioting over some slight offense; Muslims murdering Christian and Jews because they aren't "believers"; Muslims burning schools for girls; Muslims stoning teenage rape victims to death for "adultery"; Muslims mutilating the genitals of little girls; all in the name of Allah, because the Qur'an and Shari'a law tells them to. I'm tired of being told that out of "tolerance for other cultures" we must let Saudi Arabia and other Arab countries use our oil money to fund mosques and Madrasa Islamic schools to preach hate in Australia , New Zealand , UK, America and Canada , while no one from these countries are allowed to fund a church, synagogue or religious school in Saudi Arabia or any other Arab country to teach love and tolerance.. I'm tired of being told I must lower my living standard to fight global warming, which no one is allowed to debate. I'm tired of being told that drug addicts have a disease, and I must help support and treat them, and pay for the damage they do. Did a giant germ rush out of a dark alley, grab them, and stuff white powder up their noses or stick a needle in their arm while they tried to fight it off? I'm tired of hearing wealthy athletes, entertainers and politicians of all parties talking about innocent mistakes, stupid mistakes or youthful mistakes, when we all know they think their only mistake was getting caught. I'm tired of people with a sense of entitlement, rich or poor. I'm really tired of people who don't take responsibility for their lives and actions. I'm tired of hearing them blame the government, or discrimination or big-whatever for their problems. I'm also tired and fed up with seeing young men and women in their teens and early 20's be-deck themselves in tattoos and face studs, thereby making themselves unemployable and claiming money from the Government. Yes, I'm damn tired. But I'm also glad to be 83.. Because, mostly, I'm not going to have to see the world these people are making. I'm just sorry for my granddaughter and their children. Thank God I'm on the way out and not on the way in.