ok guys...so this one, is very recent...this all went down over the past couple of hours..thought i would get on and share it. its not to exciting, its not awesome...its shameful...very shameful and for once, when it comes to sex, i can now say...im ashamed of myself.
alright...so it all happened when my homie got off work a few hours ago, the nigga brought me some chicken wings and bread sticks..fucking awesome, well this girl right, she been trying to fuck me for the longest, i jus tnever got around to fucking her, like shes sexy as hell and all, just never got around to it. the bitch texts me and says "im horny (: " so no lie i text her back and say "well come over and get fucked" well the same bitch has been trying to fuck my homie thats over at my house, so were thinking,yo lets run a train on this girl ya know, fuck it. aint no fun if the homies cant get none right? well the bitch is talking about walking to my house...which would take like an hour, i told her stop at walgreens and get some rubbers, the bitch ends up getting a ride, and came pulling into my drive way, hops out the car, she walks into my room and my homies eyes lit up, bitch had on this sexy ass top, and these short ass shorts, right off the bat im feeling on her ass, she takes her shorts off in front of my homie and lets me do a tag on both her ass cheeks, on one cheek, i throw my name up, the other i throw my homie up (took a flick and sent it to him) sooo anyways, i start trying to get the chick to slurp me up, shes like not with your friend in the room bla bla, well im like fuck, you tried to fuck him the other week why not try to take us both on.. so i whisper to my nigga like aye yo, why dont you just go out onto the porch and wait a min, ill fuck her, then let you have your go at it, for some reason the nigga wasnt cool with it, and wanted to run the train. i dont know about you guys, but i woulda deff sat outside for my nigga to get some action, like i aint trying to cock block ya know? well this dude was hassilin the fuck out of this broad, telling her "oh come on britny, you was just trying to fuck me last week, now you gonna be like this?" and all this other shit, im thinking in my head like damn man just shut up, i tried a few more times to get her naked, but she wouldnt, she would text my phone being all sneaky like "will you please have him leave" finally my boy is like fuck this im going to the bar, and he dips. left his ciggs there too, thank you for the half a pack of ports you full on hour cock blocker.
so anyway, the second he left, i walk back into my bedroom, whip my cock out the bitch starts sucking. WTF all i keep feeling is her teeth, im telling like "open your mouth up some more dam" and i would still feel just teeth, finally im like fuck this...give me that rubber let me just get my nut off and be happy, i pull the panties off, she bends over on all fours, and im cracking it from the back, straight smacking cheeks my niggas, then all of a sudden, i get a wiff..im like hold fuck this pussy stanks, and its dry as the sierra desert, this pussy is so bad, im starting to get turned off, and i start to go soft, im like oh hellllll na, i told her "look ima just pull out, suck me off till i nut" so i pull the off the scum bag, and she starts slurpin me again, im trying so hard to just get my nut so i can be happy and send this slut on her way...the bitch is so bad at head im starting to go soft again, i straight told her "look ima just jack off and when i nut stick it in your mouth and swallow it" she says okayy, so i sit there beatin off no homo, then i nut all down this bitches throat, i tell her, look its hot in here were going out to my porch grab your shit. ride home or not, i was seriously gonna send this bitch walking.
we step out on on my porch, i ask her hows shes getting home (i cant take her, house arrest sucks) and she says well i guess im walking, but it starts to rain, and now shes begging me to call everybody for a ride cuz her phones dead, im cold hearted, but i aint that cold hearted, so i start calling for a ride, nobody can do it, so finally i call up the taxi place, and ask em how much is it to take this bitch from address, to this other address she told me she was going to, they told me 20 dollars, so im like ok fuck it. i give the bitch a 20, she sticks it in her bra, we wait for the taxi, the taxi pulls up, and off they go. now im sitting here thinking, wow, fucking gay, i just pretty much paid 20 dollars for the shittiest pussy ive had in my life, i feel like a complete retard, if thats not bad enough, half and hour a later, the taxi place calls my phone, saying they pull up to the address, the bitch hops out and takes off without handing dude the 20. so now, for the past 20 minutes, the taxi company is hassling me for the 20 dollars they lost doing this cab ride, i tell em to fuck off, its not my fault, now they called again as i was writing this, saying its my responsibility to pay this cab fair, and if i dont they will get the police involved. and im already on felony probation so im like great, guess i have to another 20 now. called that bitches phone like ten times and didnt get an answer, fucking broke ass bitch, guess she really needed 20 dollars. Great. i cant believe how much ive gotten fucked over tonight.
cliff notes - fucked a fine hoe with a lousy pussy, got stuck paying her way home, she fucked me over, and i somehow have to pay an additional 20 dollars.
