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first attempt at throwies, I know I should be using bars but I wanted to try freestyle

is it just me or is the gay tony graphics better than the normal GTA4

granted, but you are forever haunted by the ghost of Bea Arthur and the rest of the Golden Girls I wish I could meet Tiesto

sluser: nice, I'm likin it

no, doesn't snow round here. tpbm has taken a shit in the snow

granted, but she turns out to be Chuck Norris in disguise and beats the shit out of you. lol wow the best I could come up with I wish I was rich

granted, but you get anally raped by laughing octopus and her tentacles in real life. I wish I could actually own a Metal Gear

granted, but his diarrhea won't stop I wish I was Solid Snake

granted, but they turn out to be pills of sugar i wish I could go to North Korea

me? true tpbm watches infomercials all day

false person below me likes monty python movies

any bitch from jerry springer show

granted, but you're turned into a homosexual centaur. I wish I was a sugar daddy

granted, but chicago becomes the hottest place on earth I wish I had a sugar momma

granted, but your pubes grow at a rate of 6 inches a day I wish there was a cure for cancer

granted, but due to unforseen events, you are transported into another universe where a gamer controls your every move...and he is a n00b i wish I was a king graffer yo

no, you fail :mad:

well, they give tours of the ghettos in Guatemala when the gang shootings die down for the day. I think they're run by the MS-13 though...

can anyone recommend any good biographies on writers, if there are any? I have to do a biographical narrative or some shit for school, I wanted to do it on Saber but I can't find his book anywhere

granted, but they are being monitored by the FBI and Israeli Mossad, and you are sentecned to life in a supermax prison where you are tortured by an Israeli martial artist daily I wish I was more powerful than Chuck Norris

granted, but the only thing you can focus on is zoophilia and can't think about anything else. I wish I could be a real boy someday

root- the E in the first one looks awkward, could the the large bar on the top

granted, but you are hyperactive for the rest of your life and can't sit down for more than 10 seconds I wish I was the most interesting man in the world

the butterface girl has an exotic African virus and infects your dick, causing it to grow huge and explode I wish I could go back in time

you're a crack baby, that's why your mom has such a hoarse voice @ bart simpson