mudpuddles

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cali, i want to be your facebook friend!!!! and where's my package? i'm drunk. sorta. = pudmuds

this looked promising. BIG BEEF STEAK. it was two regular pieces sandwiched together. pissed. headed to gma's to stay the night. she stays at ours. the thing on top is cool. you can move the lights around with some computer program my mom doesn't know how to work. i've got the master code. this folks is where my lack of house cleaning skills were picked up. i saw like 3 dildos out in open view..... my mom's kinda freaky. next morning. i was really tempted to try this. really, what is this world coming to? she didn't look too bad from behind. portland street kid from the front. stopped for a train on the way home. right before i saw this i said i wanted an ich. i made it happen with my mind. and then i didn't get it focused..... boooooo. then had to charge battery.

everyday starts with this thing and the other. doesn't exactly start in my bed but eventually...... go out to run errands. saw this on the way. then saw this. weird. my lil homey in his new spot. thanks again stan!! got the windshield fixed. i love our scandalous gay mayor. it feels like i've typed that before.... internets de ja vue. whoops. missed these cute little fuckers two times! mama duck had like 7 babies and it was so freaking cute. zonked. i got my nap later on. got a surprise night out from gma. WINNER! foodz. he makes fun of me for playing these but i started with $5. and ended with $10. could have gone worse. tuan's happy about it. got word of a house party. went home to change out of heels. and refuel. forgot to take out the paint chips DD. waiting for pissing fuckers. there was a band playing and no drywall anywhere in this place but i'm pretty sure someone lived there because the kitchen was stocked with food. everyone that came from upstairs looked like they were on heroin. we left. continued....

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear swindle, i would send you condoms if you didn't live on the other side of the earthsphere. good luck with that. at least it's fun in the beginning!! - puds

hi poz. carry on fags.

Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo boris will cut your wife and daughter like a meat cleaver.

east of eden. that book makes me anxious and shit i get into it so much. read it first in high school and then again last year. i don't believe i've read totilla flat though, either. and of mice and men was one of the saddest books i've read lately.

thanks for reminding me i need to read travels with charley. steinbeck wrote my favorite book of all time so i'm sure i'll like that one.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear left temporomandibular joint, you are really starting to piss me off. it's not enough for you to pop when i'm eating or grossing out mr. puddles when we are making out but now you are fucking with one of my MOST favorite past times. you popped and moved around roughly 12 times on the way home from work while i sang at the top of my lungs. i LOVE this. please stop the popping! it's really pretty uncomfortable. i promise i will try to make a conscious effort to stop clenching if you promise to not fuck with my car time. fuck i'm clenching right now. fuck. - muddles

ahhhhh now i want to keep going......

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear fetus, be a man. anyone can give up. - puddles

okay. i generally enjoy owls and rainbows. but that is freaking me the fuck out.

thanks again stan! now i want to keep going..... i am totally in love with this little guy! these are all great. very cool!! it looks cool anyway! doin it music. all in all super great !

did you thing tits were really needed? dude WAS metal. holy fuck what is happening to the earth? first frank frazetta now DIO? are they trying to kill the metal?????? ***okay, didn't read anything before getting angry. thank goodness. *** edit no. 2. i guess that was an ass, not tits

hahaha we were playing with one of these in babeland when we went to seattle last week.

stan you pegged me good!! love the unicorn!!! i'll get flicks up soon. baby's waking up. hope yours makes it.

how's that synthetic stuff work? it just talks about genetic testing and shit. stealth was the shit! it was like some 2 part catalyst something or other. the mr knew several city workers with that stashed in their lunch boxes in case of an injury. it got outlawed here though a couple years ago. i got 2 jobs with that shit!!

OZ is mad corny and i loved every season of it!!

whoa. i wasn't prepared for this. not that it's not on 24 hours a day on some channel. but still. fffuuuuuuuuuuu!

what now? tell me more. i kinda like my job now. i would love to go stoned and check in patients all high and shit.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear b, i would love to cheer you up someday! i only got one more 17 minute program to tune out and i have an evening to myself. probably just take a shower, get stoned, and watch some civil war sex show i taped the other night. hope your saturday is better. where's the kid? to cool for you anymore? :) goodnight (or good day if you read on saturday)! - spnw

i know feist has been brought up but i can't stop listening to this song. mr puddles passed me rocking out to it on the way to work one day and made lots of fun of me.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear xxl, life is stupid. you can call me if you want.... i'm trying to ignore max and ruby on nick jr..... - muds

you guys could at least be funny. jebus.