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mudpuddles

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  1. false, no thank you. tpbm still have to buy a father's day gift/card.
  2. Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear boats, stay strong homey. you sound like you got a good head on your shoulders. - puddles
  3. false, as much as i would like to say true. tpbm has a coffee addiction.
  4. Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo i want to hang with you irl. you seem like my kinda girl!
  5. homegirl picked up 'all the pretty horses' for me at a thrift store yesterday. it promises some light-heartedness so i might have to read another one of mccarthy's books before my psyche is ready.
  6. just got my new camera wednesday. been working. this weekend hopefully!
  7. true, how's that shit work? tpbm likes beer over liquor.
  8. true and false. does that count? tpbm is making it better.
  9. Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear carly, this weeks lesson: superior thinking is no good. believe this. you are not winning. you don't know everything. - puddles dear portland, my new camera came in the mail today, and despite the ridiculous packing skills of wal-mart employees, i am going to fuck you up. believe this. - carly
  10. cedar point!! i only got to go like 2 times. king's island was closer.
  11. my mom and dad used to skydive ery weekend with a bunch of homeys in the 70s. we have some pretty dope pics. i can also make tie this into a coolstorybro about her being a slut - again. she's impressive.
  12. Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo if i were take advice from anyone on an internet forum it would be you. but what does this say about me?
  13. true. stupid fingers. tpbm has broken expensive electronics at work.
  14. false. tpbm is mesmerized by female beach volley ball, as i am.
  15. Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo you are my favorite super-poster! i love seeing your name down the line when i wake up!
  16. true, but i lived in rural michigan for a year, so it's not because i'm retarded. tpbm has ants in their kitchen frequently.
  17. i work at a family clinic and one of our doctors is treating a juggalette. she seemed kinda weird in the waiting room how she just kept talking all spastic-like. then i saw the necklace...... she is going on her 2nd child!!!! and talking about sleeping till 5pm and shit! who lets these fuckers breed? medicaid. that's who.
  18. ignoring children who haven't seen me all day. where's my baby? hum.....
  19. true. so true. tpbm likes to blatantly offend others.
  20. Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear carly, you rocked shit this weekend i must say! your BBQ skills were on point. house looked nice. push-mowed the front lawn. you didn't even freak when all you homies showed up super late..... i mean really what do you expect? you took on extra annoying children. and no hangover! bonus! now go straighten your hair and go to work. you will proceed to rock shit there. - proudpuddles
  21. false, i ate no breakfast related foods whatsoever. tpbm BBQ'd this weekend.
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