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Valentines day isn't a real holiday, and it's annoying to either a) pick 1 of the girls I'm fucking b)do some crazy zach Morris prom night shit where you see them all in 1 crazy ass day or c) do nothing as not to descriminate and don't drink the lube

So is someone gonna post those emo girl with shit on her head or are u just gonna talk about it

I'm playing the 14th&15th, who else is gonna be there? Austin peeps get at me. What's the deal I've never been?

As far as I can tell it's just a question of which you would rather have in abundance "raining inside your house" just because I don't have pussy raining in my house doesn't mean I can't leave and get it. Same goes for money, it's not like you're never gonna hold so much as apenny again... Because then you would starve and should have gone with $$$ anyways

Good women can go bad like milk , they all got an expiration date, the question is when is it?

Im not sure if "good woman" = "bitches" Also, if good woman isn't the new oxymoron for the next decade, it's damn sure a contender

I'd rather be rich and fucking, or jerking off... because rich people only jerk off when they want to, not because they have to... Like "begone wench, I tire of your advances" then bust a nut on a pile of jewels and gold bars like fuck it

that shit isnt real, all the diamonds in rappers chains are fake ass lab diamonds

thats because you have significant props... start a new acct & neg him and see if it doesnt turn positive

this dude aint got no kids, hes just a pussy

google street is that straight slaw google earth makes me feel like a spy

its true I got a grant to examine this, from the government holla

thats real talk, i got like a hundred pics on my phone of my son but I only had one of that omlette. It had fresh grated parmesean on it too...

I like googles stance on the internet, they even took it to china like what. fuck wit me now.

I made this awesome omlette at my moms house this one time, with salsa and a bunch of other crap, I took a pic of it I was so proud... but it got deleted I just looked

i think its still technically an omlette because theres no crust

Im probably gonna make an ill ass omlette for dinner, I was thinking about that spinach one in that pic last night when I was trying to sleep

they got black catholics now? blacolics?

id rather my house rain money over bitches any day

You wouldn't last down south then, you couldnt walk half a block without passing a place that sells it... You get burnt out on it tho, srsly

Back in the IRC days me and Jonathon use to troll JustinTV for juggalo channels and make them youmad. One was this kid RichDirty420 , and Jonathon got him really upset, like crying and flipping out when he told him "you better keep it down before your father comes back home and beats your ass"... We fucked with the kid for awhile, I think swindle may have been in on it, and possibly seyer as well

Yo that omlette looks good as fuck B appreciated