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I tell the ones I work with that they have to speak hella clear because I won’t be able to read their lips anymore. This is neat-o

I’m gonna shave KAREN into my undercut

You wish haha I did, however, just touch up my black color with (not) a typical applicator bottle and a make up mirror only and managed to not get it everywhere.

@pissdrunkwhat?!did you give it a whirl?

I have no idea what I’m doing. Hah

Look at them eyes. You KNOW his aim wasn’t intentional

If he was 60-65 years younger and a female, I bet Biden would.

how come most females in porn don a French mani? is that what the majority of men find sexy?

@where is that from a movie? i fail at movie references

home and able to bask (and share with a few folk) in the compliment I received earlier at work -I keep that humble face at work at all times ”...based on your attention to detail...not even detail your PRECISION and speed we may have you take lead on propagation and cloning....”

and we thought eating Tide pods was cringeworthy

I musta listened to 100 different ‘arena songs’ upon my search and found everything else but

@CALIgula the fucking song title is really that simple!?!! what did you search to find it?

Isn’t it simply “Earth Day” I see people using the hashtag #NationalEarthDay

You gonna link this or you gonna just leave this in my head? 😶

I’m gonna guess it’s a wig because she’s going through chemo.

she and her family are genuinely kind and caring people (With a great history) and part of me really wants to defend that fact that (besides the obvious financial reasons) she knows her city is hurting and by people not working they are hurting as well but a larger part of me was cringing watching that interview. I was in the salon business.

whenever the Mayor (of Las Vegas) is on the news I get several messages/texts because she was a client of mine for for about 15 yrs before I moved away im so glad I am not in the business anymore and more glad I’m not in Vegas for fucking sure. https://theguardiansofdemocracy.com/anderson-cooper-calls-las-vegas-mayor-ignorant-during-totally-insane-interview-that-makes-no-sense/

didn’t even need to post a song. we all just knew we are fucked in five words

Hard no across the board. maybe. cept the doc antle ones out of pure ridiculousness