swordfish meatloaf

THIS RIGHT HERE WHAT A PECKERWOOD BE ALL ABOUT

dear roommate, please stop leaving half drank fourties on the table before you leave for work, wait, wait no keep doing that. GULP!

GGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

at work.. again bout to go home and drop my wife with an uppercut, right on the kitchen floor. then im going to sit down next to her seizing hypervenilated body and light up another boat cigarette. think about what i want to do next. maybe masturbate, eat some flamin hots, roll around in the snow in front of a church in the hood when its -10 degrees outside.

IN MY TRAPPER KEEPER

i dont know about you guys but im not putting my cock anywhere near that weird legless treestump pussy

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here. can someone please buy me something to eat?

drinking milk and watching a bootleg copy of chappelles show season two.

dear wifey, please stop upsetting me to the point of me breaking bottles on the floor and drunkenly walking into the space heater. dear seyer, please dont tell me you have diabetes. i really like your yelp reviews of greasy low quality mexican restaurants and hipster cafes.

hhahahaha that k

here pounding mickeys forties. my socks are wet and its cold in this apartment.

listening to co flow funcrusher ep, drinking beer, hurting from an eleven hour work day, wishing i was high and warm.

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drinking a stale ass 7oz heineken, listening to some raggajungle mix and waiting for my homie to get here so we can go to the club. any hints on how to keep your wife from knowing youre rolling?

what happened to all the last yeeear TC folks? are pit of zombies and his icehead prostitute girlfriend dead yet? is soup still stripteasing for dow at five in the morning? can you still land a boeing 747 on padas bald spot? is bbk still smoking blunts in his stepmoms garage? how is hater. and manutes asian piano album coming along? and what the fuck happened to gzoo and seyer? come holler at a peckerwood!

work. oontz. jazzstep. football talk.

i wished i hadnt sold my ps3 for heroin money... this is looking real fresh. i spent countless hours in my younger days playing NBA jam and then they dropped tournament edition and shit got raekwon megareal. late? i gives a fuck

enjoying a newport 100, listening to "aint no half steppin", trying not to look at the wifey showing me photos of what the 2 1/2 week-old seahorse egg yolk looking alien/seacreature/human hybrid thats growing in her stomach looks like. now im thinking about how broke im gonna be after i drop my friday paycheck on this abortion....

a humongous stinking turd