swordfish meatloaf

not sure if any of you remember these but i as a kid i owned a flourescent color jacket that had some kind of temperature reading gauge built in the sleve that would change the color of the jacket depending on how hot/cold it was. im sure it wasnt accurate or measured by down-to-degree temperature but im quite sure the sleeve diagram would say "HOT!" OR "CHILLY" who knows, maybe ive just snorted way too many research chemicals and this was a vision of a past-futuristic life. if so, disregard.

surprisingly good:

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mackerel aka muckers the russian blue he throws up on your things when hes angry/unfed, and likes to lick rust, metal, leather, plastic, bike spokes, purses. he will lick guitar strings and make tunes.

lounge room at work. judge mathis. wondering how many times ive done/posted this same thing. fuck a job.

CELTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

agreed. the dicketh shallest be layed in thy rectus.

smash the fat white spic at the top

I got drunk last night and blew a chipendale dancer. the jizz was comin out my nose

COULD BE WORSE

chillin in the lounge room at work. watching judge mathis. bout to go outside in this blizzard and smoke a newport.

THIS NIGGA WILL PUSH YOUR SHIT IN THO

/NH

all you have to do is marry a girl who is out on bail for first degree reckless homicide, placed on absolute sobriety and completely snaps the fuck out when you are drinking in the house. this includes breaking bottles, windows, screaming, physical violence if you continue drinking, and disposal of you and/or your friends alcohol supply. this type of behavior pretty much cured my more than half-lifetime long alcoholism. sounds stupid, but JUST DONT DO IT.

at work on lunch eating a cuban burger... wishing i had a newport