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cool story bro... anyway i have read about the likelihood of this happening while sleeping on ones back, however i get it from all angles (/nh). i can be sleeping on my stomach, sideways, or lying face to face with my girl and it still happens. i would try to just go along with it and try to transform it into an OBE/lucid dream, but usually the phenomenon is accompanied by some type of pain. chest constriction, or migraine like headache pain, or just the vertigo/motion sickness from floating, traveling warp speed through some kind of cosmo, or being thrust back and forth. i had this one episode once where this eight foot demon creature picked me up by my ribs and was violently shaking me back and forth above his head. my chest/ribmeat was all destroyed and what not, i think i even felt my body when i woke up to make sure i wasnt mutilated by a devil. last night was cool though. no SP once so ever, maybe this thread is like therapy.

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nah they gave me hydrocodone, but my roommate gave me some of his percoset and my girl gave me a few halves of her take-home methadone dosage.

ive had it where i wake up and my girl says i was staring at her for like five minutes mumbling. she said it was one of the creepiest things shes ever seen. there has to be some underlying fucked up space alien/ghostly spirit shit behind this.

i am certain some of you have experienced this phenomena at least once in your lifetime. i on the otherhand, go through it almost nightly. it is singlehandedly one of the most frightening experiences ive ever had. among these episodes, i have felt crippling fear, asphyxiation, cardiac arrest-like chest pain, and often humans, beings or creatures attacking me. sometimes i will feel myself float above my body, and my eyes will be open making everything in the room visable, but also accompanied by frightening visions and/or halluncinations. often times i hear chaotic noises such as loud machines, explosions, people talking/screaming in foreign languages. ive tried to kinda "let it roll" like a lot of people recommend (some people are able to achieve lucid dreaming or OBE's this way), but this only makes it more prolonged, frightening and much more difficult to wake myself. sometimes i am able to snap myself out of it by twitching fingers and sudden body movements/jerks, or by forcing out just enough sound to wake my wife so she can wake me. i find that my sleep paralysis also increases and intensifies with narcotic use. when i was using heroin i would experience it more frequently, but was much more tolerable and less bothersome. after getting my wisdom teeth pulled a week and a half ago, i was taking oxycodone and hydrocodone, as well as methadone occasionally for pain and it made sleeping almost impossible. how do you deal with it, what behaviors seem to induce it for you and do you have any memorable experiences?

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