Re: Dear ________, - no homo
Dear creepyshow,
My condolences. RIP your dog, it's never easy to lose
a beloved pet, more so friend. Hang in there, it hurts, but
it will pass.
-seyer
Dear Phat ralphy,
Ouch. That is all.
-notafanofneedlesatallseyer
Dear today,
You were supposed to be a nice beautiful St Patties day,
even if I'm not even Irish. Instead I get to spend it
at the dentist's office getting drilled for hours (no pun intended).
I'm not looking forward to the remainder of the day. Great.
-seybertoofs