Decyferon

RIPS I swear to god you are either a retard or just a very good troll. You trying to say gun control doesn't work because a real life example of australia clearly shows it does.

CCTV map of my hometown!

legal spots being buffed - nonsense

Dear Ozzy Well done puddy tat still going strong and seem to be full of beans, make your fucking mind up!! Dear Work Hire some more fucking people, I am sick of being rushed solid all day just because you cannot get your service levels right, losing my rag on a daily basis! Dear ex You are being weirdly nice and confusing the shit outta me, I don't mind adds another level of confusion to my day! Dear Self No emo shit but you gotta get this depression in check. Cheers all Decy

Only in America, a proposal that has the majority of public backing and the majority in the senate and the bill doesn't pass. Fucking retarded. Background checks was all that was asking for. Look at Australia, gun control actually works.

Dear Ozzy You have been a good cat but you are old now and seem to be on your last legs. Hope you stay strong but might have to take you to the vets if you seem in pain. Keep your head up! Decy

true, thought I broke that shit with my ex once haha tpbm has no shame

dear symbols I'm not a dead beat dad and I can't get the ladies at all, something is wrong with the world (to be honest I have my son every weekend so I don't get a weekend social life so that probably has something to do with it!) Decy

False wouldn't ever take that route Tpbm accidentally the whole thing

False other than work Tpbm needs help

False but would do it for cash haha Tpbm suffers from depression

False unless home made counts Tpbm has never been on a horse

false I care about my son, my mum and my dog too everything else can pretty much go fuck itself though tpbm is a degenerate

False but as I am falling asleep I stop breathing sometimes and make up gasping for air tpbm has done some freaky shit in their life

false I just dont have booze to develop a hangover with fuck being skint tpbm needs to blow off some steam

true foamposites (or whatever the fuck they are called and something that matches) tpbm wants some fucking weed

true or at least guested on a few tpbm is considering an early night

true and i eat cereal before bed tpbm got mad sneakers

false (and my bad on the yommamasaho name thing, that shit looked japanese to me haha blame on me for being white n english) tpbm is gettin tattooed soon

kinda true, me and a couple mates always getting rollies off each other in work tpbm took a while to pronounce yomommasaho's name right the first time they saw it

false im out of practising at 12 ozing its been a while ha tpbm never gets good sleep

false tpbm needs to step up their game

false, well not when i was at school anyway tpbm has slept with a woman more than 15 years older than them

dear stomach please be good to me tomorrow this combination of neat whiskey beer and hot chilli pizza might make you feel good now but tomorrow you might feel really shit in work. But please don't All the best Decy