JOHNIE DIZOE

Am I umad that I don't have that kind of privilege? Maybe.

That you can supposedly spark a 25 acre fire by swinging a golf club and not only not catch some kind of charges for not stamping it out immediately like any normal person would have done, but actually have your name withheld from the media because you're such a big shot. If this was any Joe Shmoe dude would be on blast and in shit for not stamping it out. http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Golfer-s-swing-sparks-25-acre-California-blaze?urn=golf-266447

Re: Burger King SUCKS, as if we didn't know.. Burger king used to be good back in the day. Not so much these days.

Get tags the whole way. That is all.

It is spelled with an R. You even just spelled it that way yourself. facepalm.jpg

Dudes with dicks are not shes.

Most book smart females tend to be stupid in real life. And that goes double if she's a blonde. [ATTACH]144315.vB[/ATTACH]

I'm just sayin... women are spiteful and slapping a restraining order on this extra crazy one is going to ensure that she goes through with it. I hope he's ready to clean house and lay low for a while if he goes through with it.

They'll still look into it. Especially if dude is someone they want.

You know if she's really just bluffing on the snitchery, or if she'll eventually comes to her senses and realize that she don't really wanna do that, then slapping a restraining order on this mentally unstable broad is going to change her mind real fast and pretty much ensure that she's going to snitch you out now.

Fixed.

Not to mention "the hotel wouldn't let them take the condom for testing". Who the fuck is going to let some hotel manager take the evidence from them and not physically respond when they try to tell you that you can't have it back? I mean not that anybody wants to touch that thing, but her 4 year old was just sucking on it and some hotel employee is going to tell them they're beat? Fake.

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She's a fucking female. Most females don't give a shit about football, much less know anything about it. She was probably just trying to strike up conversation with you about shit that you're into, and you told her to get in the van. Next time just tell her to make you a sandwich.

After reading that Home Depot managers post about there being no power and all, i guess I'd just pick an axe, a machete and some other blunt/sharp object like a hammer or some shit. Or maybe an energy drink out one of the fridges next to the checkout counter just so I don't sleep on you other niggas with axes and machetes.

You'd have been better off just asking the art fags. Art fag.

You already said what I would pick. And I would use one of said nails to ghetto rig the nail gun to actually shoot without the safety guard that prevents them from shooting like a gun like most people probably think it does.

1:58.. "while you were studying law, i was learning to FOOL PEOPLE".

Shit, he'd have his own show on Fox News.

Note how Joey Crack wasn't saying this when 50 was buff as shit, but now as soon as dude dropped all that weight to play a AIDS or Cancer or whatever patient for that movie now it's on. :lol:

Wait a minute now... hold up... LOLWUT?

It's already been common knowledge for a long time now that Hitlers grandmother was a Jew. Nothing new in that revelation. I never knew he was part negroid though. Science FTW.

No.

Although a frowbush is out of hand in the 21st century, chicks with pubic hair arond their couches and chicks with hairy legs and armpits are a different animal all together. If you look at a chick with a landing strip (or hair at all for that matter) around her pussy the same way as you do a chick with hairy armpits, then you might actually be a fag.

While I may or may not agree with your standpoints, the only problem with it is that there are billionairs with billions of dollars and damn near as much better genetics than you and I combined who would probably label both of us as "retards" in their point of view. Do you really want to give these privilaged assholes an inch much less a yard or a mile towards exterminating your entire family? Because they have billions of dollars and you don't. And money and bullets tends to talk when it comes to shit like this, and I'm willing to bet that you don't have a billion bullets.