Realism

His kicks mang!? His kicks...check out those shorts. The happy little animals on the see-saw. That's the true icing on the cake. He definitely works out in clothes intended for toddlers. The kids are hype yes, but the shorts really do it for me /nh.

I feel like I've seen those very two videos already today. Oh well! Chalk it up to deja vu.

Apparently the cut was a full inch into his neck, and a trainer used his full weight to push a towel into it to keep him from dying of blood loss. But yes old news.

This thread is quite the LOLOCAUST.

Well ain't that the sheeeeeit. *Snaps fingers*

Don't feel too upset. This bitch is gonna check the mirror one day and see the first signs of aging. As a result she'll overcompensate on the makeup tip and surround herself with "pretty things...I must be surrounded by pretty things." She'll become a bitter recluse and eventually end up killing herself when she realizes her youth refuses to return. Maybe she could set herself on fire.

...The Nutcracker Suite. :lol:

To anyone posting thick girls asking "will this save the thread?"... The answer is no.

Neat.

Don't think either of these have been posted. Both from a personal favorite. http://youtube.com/watch?v=tj2ckTrbrO8 Apollo Kids- Ghostface (Supreme Clientele) Mighty Healthy- Ghostface (Supreme Clientele)

Kim could get teh sm4sh...Kat on the other hand. She has more off days and on and all those little tattoos on her hands really bother me.

My friend drank this and threw up. Promptly.

I thought this the first time this dude's spot was blown up, and I still think it. OOF, COULD YOU TAKE MY STUPID GWASSES? I CAN'T SEE A TING WIFFOUT DEM!

You're missing The Essential Calvin and Hobbes...that's the only one I don't see. That book was lying around my house since before I could read. Its got spilled chocolate milk and cookie crumbs all over it now and the binding is all broken. I read it so many times. Kudos DETO, you've inspired me to break out a few of my less worn C&H books.

I don't know man, this is serious business as it is. If someone got their sink peed in at a wild party it would be taking it a bit far. ...This brings me to the tangent which I will now go off on: dude knows your address and has been doing other shit talking and you have no idea who it is? What's really good here, you sure it's not just a friend stirring up shit?

I think it also has to do with the fact the dude had the gall to imply he was an illegal. And tried to "make it all go away." Maybe not. I mean, if my "valance" was knocked, I could probably care less. However, if someone tried to get on some slick shit like that, it's a different story.

My hands.

As soon as I saw the end of the game, I pretty much expected a thread with this exact title from GLIK$.

Exactly. Duct tape and etch bath.

Crepes are a delicious and versatile meal, and that's about all France has done for me.

Christ, the fail train is a runaway right now. And yes Bojangles, it makes for an enjoyable condiment.

Congratulations for having sex for an absolutely average amount of time, and taking the time to detail a natural occurrence your girl experienced after the "pure pussy pounding!" Sounds like you really gave it to her. If 8 minutes means your on a roll I'd hate to know what an off night is for you /nh. Fail? Yes.

Cops or no it seems kind of odd, especially if there are no network names involved. And that website is fucking suspect by the way. Call their hotline.

This shit really does the trick for hangovers. Sometime I chew Vitamin C supplements, that also can help out. That with a bagel and I'm good.

Re: Slept on Northeaster - DYRECT Very slept on, very cool. I have a few flicks of mine I can try to dig up, but I don't know where anything is on this computer...