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I bet dude doesnt even have a gun.

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What you did for your bro is beautiful. Only time we went to play in the snow was in the Appalachain's, my girl twisted her ankle first day and when I was on the "Sorry you hurt yourself but I paid cash money for this shit and Im gonna enjoy myself" joint, I ate shit and bummed my knee out. Getting drunk in the hot tub wasnt bad though.

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syke

Snowing up here in the Carolinas and everyone is in a panic, not shit on the roads and maybe a dusting on the grass. Fuck.

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fucking sek with the maris shout out hahaha

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frill

Just be happy in knowing when she gets older she will have a rude awakening.

The closet homosexual from High School Musical.

Amen. If you would have touched on how Zac Effron is Speed Racer, this would have been the perfect rant.

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I first saw Titanic at a drive in and her tit was the size of our mini van.

I liked Juno. Ellen Page is a babe. Soundtrack was good too, not good as in I jerk off to all the songs, but it fit the movie perfect. And Ellen Page is a babe.

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Sinead O'connor is Klever?

How much are Newports in the city anyways.

I fucking hate that girl hard.

LAWST for days

Ill pay pal you 5 bucks to show your butthole with a sticky note saying oontz.