garden-hoe

for real dude. she's someconservative bitch, though, so i can't really blame her...sort of...

plus chicks just like to rub the shaved heads...

^^true, true...at least for your first. but wouldn't the last person you had sex with be your last?

i see, i see. then, the hell with it and make germany the place to be! aren't there a lot o really good dj's in germany?

shit you're just sayin that because you don't know. my sister didn't lose hers until she was 23! *MY SISTER HAS NO GAME!

but in texas? edit* i don't know, i'm not from the south, but i have lived there and...

but if you ain't got game, then whatchu complainin about mang?

all said, you are still only 16. aww...but no dude, don't feel bad about being a virgin. kids these days are having sex younger and younger and not using protection meaning that that pussy you could be getting is probably all infected with some std's and shit, so don't worry about it! but be carefule when you do!

and you would be wanting to go to texas because...?

wait, you're only 16??

its usually the nice chicks who are freaks in bed

i wish i had a mrs. fields snickerdoodle right now...

dude, yes, snickerdoodles are the bomb!

I had a roommate in college who's boyfriend was obsessed with DDR. He was also going to school to be a funeral director and he always smelled bad

i think it would make me trip and fall. i am such a klutz

i love wontons better. pineapple cheese wontons to be exact

you should just shave your head before anyone starts to notice. i think it will save you a lot of money in overpriced hair products in the long run, and possibly some embarrassment.

Really creepy

screech is a porn star

Re: my new work pants ya rly

just go get a job at any corporate america chain. they are all over the fucking country and you can transfer any time you want!

or maybe be a pilot

you could drive a big-rig.