When walking down the street and your eyeing a fine bitch, and shes eyeing you back dont keep giving her those sex filled rape eyes, smile at her, otherwise she'll be creeped out
listen to this song, your life will be better
Feeling sick. Listening to the music from Taxi Driver at 6:45 in the morning. About to get a bacon egg and cheese, drink mad orange juice and tea, and try to make it through the day of class./fuck
I also found a shit ton of vintage playboys at this abandoned hotel spot in a dumpter. They were awesome but too wet and nasty (no pun) to take home.
I also found a gay mag in the woods and put it in one of those blue newspaper bags and put it on this fat kids doorstep