Dear Small Town Paparazzi,
Fuck you for putting me on blast and not even spelling my name right. I know I'm kind of a big deal to you when I go out in public, obviously, but is it really NEWS?
Arseholes.
Cheers,
protestin'
To 3:20AM.
Hello. Haven't seen you in a while. This is nice that we can catch up like this. Though, I do have to start work in two hours. This might be one of those moments where we just pass each other in the corridor, and then wank off over you later.
Cheers,
thePro