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theprotester

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  1. Thank fuck it's safe to come back in here.
  2. False. I KNOW he does. TPBM takes psych meds.
  3. Knife attacks in the UK are now at their lowest level in twenty odd years. Knife 'crime' seems quite high, but that's because the possession laws are considered a 'knife crime'. http://www.parliament.uk/briefing-papers/Sn04304
  4. False. TPBM is Klaus from vampire diaries.
  5. Teenage me would say true, that was a long time ago though. False. TPBM is a man of routine and discipline.
  6. I left the crack game YEARS ago. False. TPBM can make something out of nothing.
  7. False. What the fuck is that? TPBM doesn't know what the fuck tinychats is.
  8. I have on black parachute pants and a tight white t-shirt. Maybe? TPBM should really get out of their pyjamas considering the staff are starting to arrive.
  9. False. I ran over one though. Felt fuckin' awful about it. TPBM has eaten turtle.
  10. True. Got narky with her, and she punched it square on the nose. It was awesome. Bit of a turn on seeing a bird handle herself in that manner. TPBM cooks venison on the regular.
  11. False. Still at work it's fuckin' 10:30PM, got here at 5. LIVE MY LIFE. Forkin' Yella. False. I keep all my cars clean as a whistle. TPBM knows it's all going to be worth it.
  12. Went bigger. Approved. TPBM has capped a world famous writer for taking their spot.
  13. It's Christmas every day out here in paradise. TPBM just got some fucking awesome news that's going to make them some big boy bank.
  14. I have three families of ducks at the moment. True. Just went out and took this; TPBM thinks this spot is turning into a zoo!
  15. COMPLETE UTTER NONSENSE http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/01/22/gift-us-f-16-fighter-jets-en-route-to-egypt-amid-criticism/#ixzz2JOq3HcvI Hope you all agreed to this, considering you all paid for it! Excuse the FoxNews link. Just the first one that popped up.
  16. Student of life, forever. True. TPBM thinks that's corny.
  17. How does someone that dumb afford a Blackberry?
  18. The comments on the 'WSHH' videos you guys post are just... awful.
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