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theprotester

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  1. True. I have a mate in New York who has been trying to get me to understand the 'genius' of it all... Carl Barron me up any day. TPBM knows exactly who Carl Barron is.
  2. If I see one more hop related pun on an American IPA label I'm going to cry like a school girl.
  3. Ever so false. TPBM wonderin' why they have to hit last page instead of first new post to get to the end of this thread.
  4. It was like that when I got there. I swear. TPBM just nearly got scammed by a sleek telemarketer.
  5. False. But I'll be mowing lawns and brushcutting from 7-6. False. I can't see myself buying a magazine like that. TPBM likes to work outside, but doesn't really get the chance.
  6. False. Clean as a whistle all over. TPBM needs to feel the steel to make it real.
  7. False. TPBM is tired of people asking them for money.
  8. If you mean fear for your life type pant shittin', Chyeah. True. If you mean literally. Then false. TPBM has eaten glue before.
  9. Photobucket is fucking killing me, especially because I never organised into albums. Also it keeps telling me to write it a fucking story. Imgur seems to work pretty OK if you have an account.
  10. Meet me at Vito's, bring Noodles. TPBM is a fuckin' rock when it comes to not spilling the beans.
  11. That's a forkload of pressure! Must have been a pretty old tank, these days they have to put blow out doors on them, so if the release valve fails, the next weakest point still goes in a somewhat safe way. Would have been incredible (and scary as hell) to see!
  12. Not on purpose, it's just hard when you're this much better than everyone else. TPBM is just thinking about the serenity until everyone rocks up for work.
  13. I don't know where the dream ends and the day starts. False. TPBM just ate 'em some bacon.
  14. Truer than you'll ever know. TPBM is sick of changing light bulbs.
  15. Does Fanta count? If so, true. TPBM just found a bundle in some shorts they haven't worn in ages.
  16. False. Most of them are war heroes. TPBM has lived on the streets for at least a year.
  17. Nope. But I am getting a haircut today. TPBM uses hair gel.
  18. Bloody hell. Another cultural confusion. A bit like when American's decided 'sick' was 'cool'. Also you have made me crave fast food. Terrible. /mustspread
  19. I thought the 'saggy pants' trend came from US prisons not letting inmates have belts?
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