VAJ

The VIP version of this thread is real talk. You lose. I love my Kels. What they eat don't make us shit.

Oh this doesn't have anything to do with Chino Moreno? I'm out. I sleep a plenty.

margarine is terrible for you.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear frigid bitch lady and her jolly teddy bear husband. Thank you so much for My Christmas bonus. It was like 4x what I expected. You bastards take SUCH good care of me and all I do is play online. Also thanks for letting us leave early after telling us all week that we could not. I'll stop making fun of you for a week or 2. .salesVAJ ps. the fact that youre trying to make me work on NYE is still fucking lame. Its great that we got New Years day off but it doesnt really matter if I have to work the MONDAY before that. Ruin my whole fucking plans. Douchebags.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Coffee Mate, Thanks so much for your pumpkin spice creamer. -pumpkinpuss Dear Alka Seltzer, You have magical powers. I felt like complete dooks 10 minutes ago. I am now running on all 8 cylinders. Fuck you flu/cold/sinuses. Whatever you may be, you lose. -sicky

Re: Dear ________, - no homo It just keeps getting better!

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear blood fart DAMN. Thats all I really have to say about that. Seriously. Damn.

I am so upset that I already knew all this. I watch way too much garbage TV.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear some1. I'm really glad that you constantly stalk my posts. Its cute really.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear JIF Peanut Butter- Would you please explain to me why there is no middle ground between Creamy and jar of full peanuts Extra Crunchy? Having to mix my own peanut butter gets really old. And you know I gotta have my toast. Don't make me switch to english muffins. choosyVAJ

||NH?

Don't you live in Austin?

Ummm its a little late for that babe.

Oh my god blood fart that is fantastic. I don't understand why you cut your face off. Its not like we dont all know what you look like anyway. I'm still totally in love with the little moonwalking indian. Or whatever that little girl is.

Re: i want to cmeup later 2007ola Yay Grimey! Me too!!

I want one of these things someday. Until then I'll play with alure & earmuffs kids.

Haha. Earmuffs you're gonna fit in juuuust fine around here.

It amazes me that someone who has been around these parts for more than 4 years would make a thread like this. Good job dude. I truly am impressed.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Some1 Just because I'm a Texas redneck doesnt mean I've never been up north. I went to NY when I was 17. I did it super tourist style. All kinds of fake shit and bad foods. Also. Fuck White Castle. VAJ!!

Re: Dear ________, - no homo DUH

DFW. FTW.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Mr. Houston. Please don't say things like that. I'm all pissy about what may happen. Cali. Duh. Of course there will be lots of pics. Just. Duh.

Why doesn't it surprise me that you have a jack russell terrier?

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Shai, You could not possibly disrepect us. What you eat dont make us shit. VAJ ps...barney rubble feet.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Some1 My mind is a Texan. It has no idea what these things are. Are you telling me that icy snow storm will be cold? shucks.