I'm human and I'm not perfect," said the statement, which was posted on Tiger's official website. "I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again."
All the important details were omitted. Like what happened.
"This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way," said Woods, who yesterday yet again cancelled a meeting with police.
^^^ Win
(sorry didn't read the 5pp of arguing over weather or not golf is a sport)