northernlights

Gayest cartoon since....................... ...................sorry Can't think of anything gayer.... I get more laughs outta Martha Stewart knitting socks outta noodles than koh.... Sorry.. Wait!!! maybe if I slept wit my sister it would be funny!! Brb... ..... ........ Nope... Still not funny!

Smash Till I rash!!!!! I've realized the less u say Is always the best!! (less chance to get caught in a lie u said tht u may 4get about in the future) so jus asked them questions about them...and the whole 60% nice guy, 30% asshole, 10% psycho thing works fine for me... As far as picking girls up..? Take your pick! they're at your neighborhood bar on the floor... So pick em up!!! Ziggyzaggaziggamazooo!!! And as for the guy who's 19 n still a "V" word.... Better start using your poking prod soon shunny boy!! For if not it shall turn into an inny and soon you'll be wearing cosmo kramer jeans and start secretly dancing in your room to lady gaga sippin on some red wine with a loopy straw!!

Granted... But then u end up moving in with a 478 pound prostitute who makes u shoot up heron in her gooch and beats you for no reason everytime u fall asleep... Then since she only has room in her bathroom studio for one bed you often wake up to her having sex on top of you with truckers that have never heard of the word deorderant.... I wish the ren & stimpy show would come back...

found it online for free... Here's a link to my favorite chapter.... Tell me what u guys think... http://www.crystalclarity.com/yogananda/chap14.html

3,7,11,37,29,42 I play these on a regular at the roulette table always walk away a winner!! And always double down on black!! Ya diiiiigggg....

Autobiography of a Yogi by Paramhansa Yogananda Not for the weak minded.. First step to self enlightenment! Read it thrice already... My outlook on life has dramatically changed!! suggest it to everyone.

Wu-tang clan says, PROTECT YA NIPS!!!!

Re: Dear ________, - no homo ^^^But isn't Houston known for having problems? Dear leather gym shoes with no sweat holes, Your making my feet smell like an afghani cuisine!! So I've decided I'm going to stab u with an ice pick 5-7 times!!!! As soon as I find one.... Herpes your next!

I have tmobile for my iPhone and due to bitch ass AT&T I can't use the 3g for tmobile cuz at&ts n apples contract And they won't allow tmobile to use they're 3g service on it...so Im using edge for it... Beleive it or not it's pretty fast!!! Good service.. And not too pricey! I recommend them in the Chicago area can't speak on any other area though... FUCK AT&T!!! FUCK VERIZON!!!

What's long, black, n smelly?? The welfare line..... Y is there tons of trees in the ghetto? Faster transportation....

Quick advice to everyone if anyone is ever stuck go to YouTube and type in your problem chances r someone will have a tutorial for it... That's where I learned everything I kno...

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Bumpage!!! N I ain't just reffering to my symptoms.... Which reminds me... Dear god, I did what u asked me to do.... There still there! Should I wait a week or something? Call me back.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear herpes, Go away!!!

Scratching every chafed part of my body then smelling my fingers to compare smells.... The smell between my balls n my thigh is currently winning.... I'm also kicking my roomate dog in the face everytime he tries to pass by me...yep I'm goin ta hell.... Oh n I'm watchin infomercials bcuz my remotes fucked and the idea of walking 4ft is making me tired...-_-

Where can I get some at?

Granted... But then u get your hands sawed off by a notorious gang of ninja midgets!!! I wish all women had three titties...

Wow.. This is good stuff... Keep goin! Don't stop now... I think it's safe to say that tork at the moment has more respect then all these online thugs... Bahahahahaha.....

Is that a maer?

props to whoever took all these flix....