tango 24

false, im not throwing thousands of dollars down the drain just so i can work a McJob tpbm has been hit by a hailstone before

Re: a tranny is giving me a government job right fucking now!!! take it to pm's for chrissake no one else cares

Re: a tranny is giving me a government job right fucking now!!! pm's girls take this there

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear alcohol, thanks for last night man, i especially liked the part where you encouraged me to do a backflip of a second story balcony into a huge pile of sand. that didn't work out bad in anyway. sincerely, not-tangoing-for-at-least-a-few-weeks 24

false, i like cats but thats some next level creepy cat person shit tpbm has worn the same pair of underwear for a week at some point in time

being on the other side of the country for my best friends birthday kinda bummed (nh) im not there to get pissed with him and write on stuff

true, i moved interstate and they got "misplaced" out of my luggage somehow. they didn't want the ipod dock, just the poscas, copics and various other markers. tpbm hasn't had sex this week

false i'm very much decided on a career path/moving towards it currently pbm hates tuna

Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! you're in a class/world of you're own my man :lol:

i always wondered what happened to him too much oontzing boiled his biscuit, i dare say old bean

whoa, blue jeans guy gets up close and personal with dirty ankles guy for a few seconds there... mucho sexual tension

when the fuck are you not coked out twinky? is your nose one big nostril yet?

I've bought glow in the dark condoms before. I put it on, turned off the lights, turned around and told her to suck my lightsaber. Then i took it off and got proper brains and busted in her. Cause i'm nasty like that.

Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! twinky....that bulge says shes packing a little bit more than a frankenstein pussy

those are so fucking adorable they make me want to put my eyes out

realizing i woke up 6 hours before i needed to after getting 3 hours sleep if i go back to bed im not getting back up fuck you night guy, morning guy is pretty pissed at you right now

watching crappy late night/early morning tv drinking guava lava

can you just answer the question?

why do you want to talk about bodily functions?

is it rape if you ask for his permission?

false, missed alot of opportunities i should've taken tpbm sleeps in on the weekend

false, there's nothing i care less about in the world of sport tpbm knows the value of a dollar

digesting a double QP at 2 am ughhhh

true, just an excuse to expect presents and feel like its justified tpbm knows someone who's missin a limb

new page bump anyone else remember watching this? i've never met anyone else who remembers even hearing of it