Rude&InTheNude

Radiohead - Lucky It is orgasmic.

Re: i took some vicodin then forgot until all of a sudden i was high. Coke is way overrated. I tried it out of curiosity and I was pretty dissapointed. I'd rather smoke a blunt any day. :spin:

Edited: Too late... I may be single, but I'm never lonely. :innocent:

:haha: dude man pissed his pants Quoted post [/b] You know you're at a rave when there's people on the floor...

:haha: Thanks for the laugh. I sure needed it. Didn't they collaborate with Sting recently?

Dear OG, My deep infatuation is rapidly deteriorating due to intrusive thoughts of men generally being unfaithful (hello, Myspace!) and my own uncertainty of he's feelings for me. We're not officially together and he's made no promises. Without reassurance and compliments, my mind is seriously starting to wander (and my past is hollaaaring!) I went from 2% "hmmm I wonder what it would be like" to 99% "yeah I would definitely like to see him again" in a matter of days. So my question is, should I smash a blast from the past? I could sure use the ego boost.

Oh, you mean I gotta get tattoos, drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, and earn uber-hardcore status by being friends with the band instead? :crazy:

I love ALL types of music. Following one scene with a particular style of dress and rules is so... high school to me. From Air to Black Flag to Dipset to classical. I love it all.

Platypus Rhinoceros And... Liger!! Not really that weird looking, but fucking dope!

20.1

Is this your tattoo?

Dear OG, Why is it that whenever I get very infatuated with someone, everyone from my past (especially the fiiiiiine ones) try to hollar? It's like they picked up a "last call for Rude&InTheNude" radar? Is my ass glowing like a baboon in heat?

Why do people believe in Scientology?

Porkchop, you should have Lens' fat ex-roomate beat her up for you! If there is anything I've learned from this thread, it's to never live with a heffer?

This seems to be a common activity with tall skinny white boys that drink too much beer. Just an observation from personal experiences.

p.s. Poop, what city do you live in to afford such a nice place? Most of my friends in LA, NY, and SF either still live with their parents or have like 7 roomates! (especially in SF).

Lens, what is up with the large bed with one tiny pillow? I say more fluffy pillows! It's more inviting... You guys have nice places, even the messy ones.

Date: Mar 16, 2006 9:34 AM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ] Subject: No Subject Body: wasup my name is joseph i should be in florida around sept well you seem real cool tell me does swinger mean your down to fuk or do i have it twisted anyway im movin to florida in 4 months if your down to kikit you seem real cool my sister Janice shes in my top 8 im in the bg in one of her pics lookin a little tore back haha i was healin i totaled one of my z's:( ok enough with that haha.. by the way im jordanian/arabic i was born in cali i would say im really down to earth i have a great personality i like to be comfy :) movie nights and go out to eat not to crazy about partying but hey whatever we could party haha well gimme ur number so i could call you or tell me if u wana meetup b4 i go to fl (**********) well ttys Ummm.... NO.

Like how he said he had a skin condition where his moles are his actual skin color. Crazy.

For real. I hear your pain, Gigantic Jug. One day I'm on top of the world... a lively fun person to be around. The next day, I don't give a shit about anything or anybody and I drink myself to sleep. It's weird cause I'm an incredibly self-destructive person, especially emotionally, and I don' know why. I have a great family, great friends, I've got it all. Yet, I feel an incredible void inside, but I get really good grades at school so it covers it all up. But seriously, weed is the only thing balances me out and helps me put things in perspective. I'll be worrying about something... then I'll smoke some weed and think "why was I even trippin' about that?" Then life is all good again. Hopefully, your case isn't as serious as a psychological disorder. Good luck to ya....

Nike releases retro Jordans in different colors all the time... they're starting to lose their novelty. Then they even came out with that "Defining Moments" pack that is way overhyped. I love the Jordan III & IV though. Doubt I'll ever find in my size in my lifetime. But if you're into Jordans, I found this little cool article: http://www.sneakerhead.com/nike-air-jordan-history-p1.html

One time, I didn't overhear, a black woman actually told me how she could eat pussy better than any man. I think she was trying to tell me something. Oh yeah, and I was in jail. I'm so glad I can laugh about these things now.

A woman asked me if I knew how to get Margaret Cho tickets today. Gee, I wonder why she asked me? Believe me, soon as I got a car and a driver's license, I didn't hear the end of it from ALL my guy friends "oooh no, watch out!" even though I have pretty much a perfect driving record. There's almost never been a time when I was out and about and my race/ethnicity wasn't a question for someone I just met regardless of what race or sex they are. Then they relate me to EVERYONE they've ever known who was the same race as me. "Oh yeah my boss was like this" "My ex was like that" "I've been to your country and it was like this and that" yada yada yada... the worst is when they try to speak to me in the language... I just want to roll my eyes and say "I speak English, dumbass." You're right. Nothing you can say is gonna change anything. But living in a big multicultural city, I've learned to observe a lot of different behavior, but what surprised me the most is how many people were observing ME. I used to get pissed, but I've quickly built tolerance and learned how to take things with a little grain of salt. A woman AND a minority... me and those black girls in the library have more in common than you thought....

Yes! And it's so well deserved too! Those drunk hipster girls are the types that go on Myspace and call their friends "niggers" for fun, list their ethnicity as Black/African Descent as a joke, and have names like xTalkShitGetHitx or xDropKickingBitchesInTheFacex or xxxImaVeganThatDoesLotsofCokexxx.