Mauler5150

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Well I have had to get up early to do some study for the exam that will decide as to whether I can dodge another semester of uni. Why did it have to come down to this?? All I know is that I had better not fuck it up this time!!

Oh come on, you know Private hottie is going to be the best game out!!

Hahha, I was wondering if anyone on here would know how to get it, ahhahahaha!

Oh man, my friend sent me this link thru via email. Fuck playing the Sims when you can play Private Hottie!! http://www.private.com/privatehottie/media/tour Seriously, a game where you can create a woman and get her to do whatever you want her to do!! Hilarious! Watch the trailer!!

Ahhh, since I ran some stuff on my computer, the way the keyboard controlled volume control shows up on my monitor has changed. I have no idea why, but would it have something to do with me disabling Media Center to run at startup with Tuneup Utilities?

Re: Buff my stiffie with this pile of old poonuggets. Hard. No habla spanish

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Just do this to anyone who annoys you catface If they ask you why you did it, just say "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Looking forward to the pics of them, much like the thread on here the other month with the black girls that stole clothes. That shit was hilarious.

Ahh it is all good VBD. You normal writing actually looks similar to mine. Good to hear AB, your ex is just bad for you. Glad you can finally see it that way. And pics of the new girl for sure, hahaa.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Hahahah! That pic is awesome!! Like a deer in the headlights!! What was he trying to steal? And the funny thing is, he isn't black or mexican as you predicted!! (BTW, above post was directed at catface)

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread So did I, had some fucked up dream about ALiens vs Predator. Don't ask me what the fuck happened, but I blame the red wine....

I so wish I could read what that said.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Haha, Magnum, that was the funniest story I have heard in ages!! Sleuths!!! I am laughing so hard it isn't funny!!

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Shit Fuck, anal cunt!!! Why oh why can't I get to motherfucking sleep!!?? Shit is beyond a joke!!

What you thinking of buying tango? And FYI the pub I mentioned was the Windsor, full of the boilers on a Friday, hahha, shit makes me laugh.

Yeah i kinda agree with you Vaj, AyeBee seems to go the hardest of all members in the crazy stories he comes up with. One thing I have learnt is that exs and drinking don't mix mate. You have to choose one or the other in order to remain sane. It is what i did. I'm sure your life isn't that bad Vaj, just think it could always be worse. At least you can drink and come online and drunk post if you so choose.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Damn, that is insane!! thats all I got to say abotu that.

Ahhh I have had that shit before!!! It fucked me up!! It was some weird chinese concoction that my Dad's friend bought over from Asia, and I was drinking that washed down with Cointreau on ice, then went to the pub and was picked up by some 40 year old who drove the flashest Mercedes I had ever seen. My Dad and his mates were so pissed off when they saw me get into that car, ahhahhaa!

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Hahah WTF??

What the hell is everclear? And some1 you would see my car, just I can't see past yours, which makes the roads more dangerous, you know it is true. Tell me you don't face the same hazards when you ride your bike and pull up at a t-junction next to a 4wd!! Anyway, I can't sleep, bloody red wine giving me a false sense of fatigue, then when I try to go to sleep I am wide awake again. Always the way. And AyeBee, what the hell are you doing man? What is the deal with the new girl? Has she left the scene and allowed you to focus all your attention on your ex?

Had this Merlot with a nice steak dinner I had tonight. Had a shitload of people recommend it to me back in the day, and as I didn't want to crack any of the good bottles I have here I went and got this for not much. Was pretty damn good if I must say.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Uffie? Sounds like a new word for 'queef noise'. I want to watch Commando but my dvd is stuffed. I'm sad because of it.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I'm in the unemployed segment, I am meant to be studying, but there are only so many Bell curves I can take at once. The probability of me going insane from this is quite high I think, that is the only probability I care about. Fucken econometrics. And I plan to get revenge rushawn, I am just thinking of a way to do it.:lol:

I can't believe how quick this thread spawns pages. Is it ever going to be locked?

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Yeah I wrote about it in another thread but it was the same instance.. I was like 'Hey, WTF? Why you do that for?' I missed out on the job I wanted. Damn motherfuckers. But at least I don't have to move now, which is a good thing.