Theo Huxtable.

MTV HAS SOME STUPID SHOWS. I DON'T KNOW IF MTV HAS GOTTEN WORSE, OR HAVE I GOTTEN OLDER. I USED TO WATCH MTV IN HIGH SCHOOL AND LOVED IT. NOW I THINK ITS GAY

FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS MY FARTS HAVE BEEN SMELLING LIKE CHINESE FOOD. THING IS, I HAVENT EATEN CHINESE FOOD. IT HAPPENED EVER SINCE I HAD A PIZZA ON SATURDAY WHEN WE WERE WATCHING THE JERMAINE TAYLOR AND WINKY WRIGHT FIGHT. IT WAS A PIZZA ON WHEAT CRUST, WITH MOZARELLA, TOMATO SAUCE, GARLIC SAUCE, BASIL, GRILLED CHICKEN, AND TOMATOES. EVER SINCE MY FARTS HAVE BEEN SMELLING LIKE CHINESE FOOD, SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINES OF FRIED RICE OR CHOW MEIN. PROBABLY MORE CLOSER TO CHOW MEIN THAN ANYTHING. ANYONE EVER HAD A SIMILAR PROBLEM OF FARTS SMELLING LIKE BROCOLLI BEEF OR EGG FU-YUNG BUT YOU DIDNT EAT CHINESE FOOD?

CACASH IS RIGHT THAT NIGGA NICK BERG DID BLOW UP THE WORLD TRADE CENTER AND HE ORDERED THE LAUNCH OF THE CRUISE MISSLE FROM THE ALIEN SPACECRAFT TO HIT THE PENTAGON. AL-ZARQAWI IS AN AMERICAN/ISRAELI AGENT THAT BUSH INSTALLED IN IRAQ TO DESTABLIZE IRAQ WITH SUICIDE BOMBINGS SO THAT THE IRAQIS WILL TURN AGAINST THE INSURGENCY AND ACCEPT DEMOCRACY, AND SO THAT BUSH CAN HAVE A REASON TO TELL THE PUBLIC TO "STAY THE COURSE" IN IRAQ. ZARQAWI WAS KILLED BECAUSE OF A BOTCHED DEAL HE HAD WITH HALLIBURTON. HALLIBURTON WANTED THEIR MONEY AND THE NIGGA WOULDN'T PAY IT. EVERYONE THAT DISAGREES WITH CASEK IS WRONG. HE KNOWS WHATS UP.

TELL ME WHEN TO GO TELL ME WHEN TO GO TELL ME WHEN TO GO TELL ME WHEN TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !! DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!

SO BASICALLY YOU BELIEVE IN CONSPIRACY THEORIES JUST LIKE CASEK.

THAT SHIT LOOKS DISGUSTING. YOU CAN TELL A GUY MADE THAT. NOT SAYING GUYS CAN'T COOK CUZ SOME OF THE BEST CHEFS IN THE WORLD ARE MEN. BUT THE AVERAGE STEREOTYPICAL GUY IN HIS 20'S CAN'T COOK FOR SHIT. WHO THE FUCK GRABS A LOAF OF BREAD, PUTS SANDWICH CHEDDAR CHEESE ON IT, MELTS IT AND CALLS IT A PIZZA? YOU SHOULD'VE SLAPPED YOUR ROOMATE FOR THAT SHIT.

YOU FIND A LOT OF STUPID REASONS TO HATE PEOPLE.

THIS SODA IS RACIST. ALL BLACK PEOPLE DON'T DRINK COFFEE OR COKE.

CHECK THIS OUT THE SUN WENT DOWN AS I HIT SLAUSON ON MY WAY TO THE STRIP, NOW I'M JUST FLOSSIN CHECKIN MY REARVIEW, CUZ NIGGAZ THEY WILL DO JACK MOVES, BLACK FOOLS CUZ I SMACK FOOLS TRY TO SET ME UP FOR A TWO-ELEVEN FUCK AROUND AND GET CAUGHT UP IN A ONE-EIGHT-SEVEN

SWING DOWN, SWEET CHARRIOT STOP AND, LET ME RIDE

I HEARD YOU WANNA FUCK WIT DRE YOU PICKED THE WRONG MOTHAFUCKIN DAY HERE WE GO TOE TO TOE FLOW FOR FLOW LEMME KNOW IF YOU THINK YOU CAN FADE DEATH ROW

I FOUND THIS IN MY WORDPERFECT FILES TITLED "TODOLIST." AND I NEVER WROTE THIS. STRANGE 1. DENTAL CLEANING 2. RETURN JC PENNY 3. PAYLESS 4. CLE 5. STEREO STAND 6. LEXUS LEATHER CLEANER 7. UBID REFUND 8. SELL SPEAKERS 9. GET TV 10. RENTERS INSURANCE(818)XXX-9735 11. OVERALLS 12. BROWN SUEDE JACKET 13. GET SHIRT & PANT (4) WARDROBE 14. CANOPY FOR BED 15. FRAME FOR H20 PIC 16. FIX LONG CANDEL HOLDER 17. GET HBO DEF POEM DVD 18. LASER GRIPS 19. MARANTZ (800)XXX-6633 20. EAT VEGGIES 21. MENSA TESTING 22. VASE FEATHERS 23. CC ACCOUNTING 24. CAR CD 25. FIX/SELL AQUA 26. HOOKA 27. LEATHER CLEANER 28. GLYCOLIC ACID 29. VASE WITH BRANCHES 30. BODY 165 @ 5% 31. MAKE 100k 32. GET NEW AGENT 33. TAKE A. CLASSES 34. EUROPE IN SUMMER 35. FIX EXOTIC PLANT 36. WRITE P.O.P SCRIPT 37. WRITE THE EVIL WITHIN SCRIPT 38. TAKE TANGO & SALSA LESSONS 39. MOVE MOMMY & DADDY TO CALI 40. SEE BABBA JOON 41. GET NEW 230-300 GAL. AQUARIUM 42. FIND NEW KIDS VOLUNT. PROG. 43. PERFECT SPEAKING FRENCH 44. CENTER MISSION SPEAKER 45. BLUE FOUNTAIN PEN 46. TOWN HOME 47. MALIBU BEACH HOUSE 48. MY KNEES 49. POLO 50. PICS WITH JOHN 51. THREE NEW SUITS 52. TILES FOR KITCHEN 53. KNOBS FOR KITCHEN 54. CHAISE FOR BEDROOM 55. AQUARIUM STAND 56. PAINT LIVING ROOM 57. PAINT BEDROOM 58. BE A GOOD BOY☻!

AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING. DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES

THAT SEXUAL HEALIN IS SOMETHIN THAT'S GOOD FOR ME

BLING BLING EVERYTIME I GO AROUND MY CITY BLING BLING PINKY RING WORTH ABOUT FIDDY BLING BLING EVERYTIME I BUY A NEW RIDE BLING BLING LORENZOS AND YOKOHAMA TIRES BLING BLING

LOOKS DISGUSTING.