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Theo Huxtable.

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  1. Re: kimmora lee simmons is a nasty amazon woman YO WHEN KIMORA LEE WAS IN HER EARLY 20S AND SKINNIER SHE WAS A DIMEPIECE TRUE STORY.
  2. I HAVE A PICTURE OF HER WORKING OUT. ON MY CAMERAPHONE.
  3. SO I GUESS THEYRE GONNA BOMB THE WALL ALONG THE BORDER? WHAT WILL THE MINUTE MEN HAVE TO SAY?
  4. FUCK THE PISTONS. SHAQ DIESEL IS BACK AND YOU BETTER RESPECT THAT BITCHES.
  5. YEAH BUT HE MENTIONED WILL SMITH'S NAME.
  6. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OLD SCHOOL, I THOUGHT IT WAS RHYMIN' DOUG E. FRESH AND DANA DANE ON THE CORNER LIKE COMMON NAW THAT AIN'T COMMON, IT'S MORE LIKE TOP RAMEN THE FLOW IS NEWS, I THROW IT UP LIKE VOMIT
  7. I'M EATIN IN ROME, YOU EATIN' ROMAN NOODLES
  8. HE BROKE BABE RUTH'S HOMERUN RECORD. THOUGHTS? OPINIONS?
  9. YO DIDNT BAD BOYS COME OUT IN 96
  10. I JUST FOUND OUT SOMETHING. WE'RE HAVING A DEBATE ABOUT PEOPLE IN CROSSFIRE HAVING A DEBATE.
  11. I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THREADS LIKE THESE ARE JUST A MEANS OF THE ORIGINAL POSTER TO HAVE OTHERS PAY ATTENTION TO AND IMPRESS OTHERS ON AN ASPECT ABOUT HIMSELF, HIS MATERIAL BELONGINGS, OR A PERIOD OF HIS LIFE. THE ORIGINAL POSTER THEN ATTEMPTS TO DISGUISE HIS ATTENTION-WHORING WITH A "NOW POST YOUR OWN [FILL IN THE BLANK]" AS TO NOT COME OFF AS BEING AS PRETENTIOUS AS IT ACTUALLY IS. EXAMPLES: "POST YOUR DESKTOP AND CELLPHONE" "POST YOUR GIRLFRIEND" "POST YOUR BABY PICTURES" "POST YOUR BLACKBERRY AND GPS NAVIGATOR INSIDE YOUR CAR" "POST HOW MUCH MONEY YOU GOT IN YOUR WALLET RIGHT NOW" "HEY LOOK AT ME LOOK WHAT I GOT LOOK WHAT I CAN DO"
  12. THAT 1ST PLACE GUY LOOKS MORE LIKE A LIGHTSKINNED BLACK GUY.
  13. IF YOU DO NOT BARBEQUE ON MEMORIAL DAY, THEN YOU ARE NOT A TRUE AMERICAN. ALSO, I WILL HAVE TO QUESTION YOUR SEXUALITY.
  14. I HAD THAT FRENCH TOAST CRUNCH SEVERAL YEARS AGO. ITS "AIIGHT." MORE OF A NOVELTY. I THOUGHT THEY STOPPED MAKING THAT SHIT TOO.
  15. YOU MUST NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT THE ATL. COLLEGE PARK IS AN ATLANTA "SUBURB," BUT NOT A NICE FRIENDLY ONE. FOR EXAMPLE, COMPTON IS A SUBURB OF LOS ANGELES. TRUE STORY.
  16. MEET ME IN THE VICINITY OF PLACES WHERE DRUG DEALS ARE CARRIED OUT; WE WILL BE ENGAGED IN PHYSICAL COMBAT MEET ME IN THE SHOPPING CENTERS, SPECIFICALLY THE FOODCOURT IN FRONT OF THE STARBUCKS, I WILL BE THE ONE WITH THE MOCHA LATTEE; WE WILL BE ENGAGED IN PHYSICAL COMBAT MEET ME IN THE DANCE CLUBBING VENUE, WE WILL BE ENGAGED IN PHYSICAL COMBAT ANYWHERE YOU PLAN ON MEETING ME, IT'S GUARANTEED WE WILL BE ENGAGED IN PHYSICAL COMBAT
  17. NIGGERS ARE IN CLOSE PROXIMITY TO MY FACE ALMOST EVERY DAY THEY CONTINUE TO POSE NUMEROUS QUESTIONS, IN REGARDS TO MY PLACE OF RESIDENCE, LIKE "JOC, WHERE DO YOU STAY?" I TELL THEM COLLEGE PARK, GEORGIA, A SUBURB OF ATLANTA, WHERE THEY REMOVE THE ROOF OF CARS I EAT 20,000 DOLLARS WORTH OF EXPENSIVE, LAVISH CUISINES AND ALSO SPEND THE SAME AMOUNT ON ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES AT THE BAR
  18. IF YOU WERE AT GLIKO'S GYM WITH THAT ATTITUDE HE WOULD ROUNDHOUSE KICK YOU IN THE THROAT.
  19. ONCE AGAIN BACK IT'S THE INCREDIBLE! I SAW THIS FIGHT. I WAS PULLIN FOR GRACIE. I FELT SORRY FOR GRACIE MAN, HE WAS LOOKIN ALL CALM AND COLLECTED LIKE NOTHING WAS HAPPENING. HE DIDNT SEEM NEARLY AS AGGRESSIVE AS MATT HUGHES. THE REF DID THE RIGHT THING BY STOPPING THE FIGHT BECAUSE GRACIE WASN'T EVEN DEFENDING HIMSELF.
  20. EVERYONE IS NOT AN ASSHOLE LIKE YOU. I DONT WANNA BE RUDE AND EMBARRASS THE WOMAN. I DONT EVEN USE THE EXERCIZE BIKE. ONLY THE TREADMILLS, WEIGHTS, BASKETBALL COURT, AND SWIMMING POOL. TRUE STORY.
  21. EVISU IS OVERPRICED. SOME OF THEIR JEANS ARE 400-700 DOLLARS. FOR ONE PAIR. A PAIR OF EVISU JEANS FOR 200 IS CONSIDERED LOWPRICE. THERE IS NOTHIN BETTER ABOUT EVISU THAN REGULAR GOOD QUALITY JEANS. EVENTUALLY PEOPLE WILL CATCH UP AND REALIZE THAT SHIT IS JUST A NOVELTY
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