You rock a tree? Like an outfit? That's fly!!!
I'm out mom's too... for a while now, but she's not even putting a tree in this year because we're all going out of state. Older sister bought the whole fam tickets to go see her.
And for the guy bitching about fake trees... in a lot of spots, like Co-op City for example, you're not even allowed to have real ones because of the fire hazard. My neighbors burned their crib down like that in the 80's, but it didn't help that Dad was a chain smoking alcoholic I'm sure.
Also, a good X-mas standard is spray-snow.