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who here knowss about temp agencies and how they work and shit? i need to know this by today if ima get my foot up in this one that is supposed to be dope. whats the deal with these junx? what kinda work do they usually have? they pay good? at least 10/hr?

JJC: the trick with film is buy a shit load all at once, NEVER FREEZE the shit. at PENN CAMERA which is based outta DC, after you buy 5 rolls you get a discount, if you buy it by the case your price is DAMN near wholesale...i aint used BnH but they keep sending me thier cataloge..They any good or what?

yo im pretty sure the life span of a 40's freshness can't be more than week, mad caution you must use.

dont let this thread die!, this is my heart.

so im chillin, ate a bunch today, fought with the girl, made up with the girl, brothers birthday, that was cool, im sippin on a 40 now, thats nice, the treesome was good and all(more like FUCKING DOPE) but my girl is a little hurt now which is fucked cause she instigated that shit. but she be fine, it'll def be a while till we do that kinda shit again. this was a good weekend, most def, i am still waiting to hear on that job...hopefully this week, until that ima sell some shit on craigslist cause this brotha is BROKE AS SHIT! i gotta big week aheada me bats, it goes like this: mon:class, do to dental surgon to et evaluated(wisdom teeth gotsta go!) tues:clean JEEPDOG, look for new jobs do home work and possibly do a photo shoot, chill with the girl. homework. wed:class alllllllll daaayyyyyyyyy! fuck! thursday:class all morning but its photo class and i run shit up in that bitch! work on a rough portfolio for saturday. friday:work on portfolio more, do home work, go to studio to track some more beats and get blazzed. saturday: got invited to open house at this art school im trying to go to. gotta take my portfolio with me to be "evaluated" which means have a buncha art teachers hangin from my nuts on how good my photos are.<---not even kidding. get shit crunk sunday:homework, laundray and shit...fuckit. whats good with my KB bitches this week? talk to me. who got myspace? PM me i aint postin my thing up here for officer cyberfag.

i swear tp god these mother fuckers are having dance practice or something. i hear syncronized clapping and then some dude yells "TRY IT AGAIN!!!!!" then i hear a bitch yells "FUCK THAT SHIT!!!" AND THEN CLAPPING CONTINUES... this cycle has been repeating for like 15 min or so. crazy coked out artist mother fuckers. my next door neighbor is like that and has coke parties where he likes to blast black-french-tech-assfuck-folk music at 3am, and im kicking on his door and shit...last time he did that shit i took a mop to his door and wrote "PLEASE CALL POLICE, MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF COCAINE INSIDE, FOR REAL I AM DROWNING IN THE SHIT HELP HELP HELP SOS!!!"

THANKS DETO yo crayyyyyy shit going on in my building people yelling i can here it from the 18th floor, people drunk and crying and cussing pounding on doors and windows and shit! and i think i heard a scream and some sirens...im going to the balcony to check it.....stay tuned and stay sharp.

:king: :king: :king: :king: :king: :king: :king: :king: :king: :king: :king: :king: :king: WHO HERE JUST HAD A THREESOME? WELL IF YOU WERE HERE MOTHER FUCKER YOU'D KNOW I JUST RAISE MY HAND WHICH I MIGHT ADD, SMELLS LIKE, NOT ONE, BUT TWO, TWOOOO PUSSSSAAAAAYS!!!!!!!! HOW IT STARTED: heres where it got busy, the ladies moved to the other side of the table... above^^^^ below VVVVVVV thats right bitches i used my feet and used em RIGHT!!! all you heard next was "CHECK PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE" id like to take this time to thank KB familia, Pfffffffft, god and every one else who believed in me.

ckit,...you got it baby, you got that eye hahahaha, for real this shit above me is dead as shit right? but that lighting makes that shit work,other wise its just a fucking door. gives me shivers! good shit. JJC yo got some dope shit too anyone here fuck with large format. post that shit. i think some of the pro-fession-al dude's shit(the one with the tracks and old shack) in the couple pages back was a LF shot... i like some of that shit, and INFA RED shots, post that shit too, post em, ima start getting into that junx because my school has a class where they GIVE you a LF cammera for a whole semester..dope shit, i love the way these films can fuck woth the contrasts soooo much, like shots with a lot of clouds. from what i understand IR film is the hardest shit in the world to shoot with cause you basicly have to guess what the settings are. i wonder if that shit will be tight or if i will break the shit in half. plus for me most of my shots besides the killer whore set is all spur of the moment, and i aint got more than 3 seconds tops to take the picture. so yeah, hook it up with shots(either yours or ones you like) and info on the above said shit.

thats weak as shit, unless he dead in which case RIP, holler at me when yall do the next round, i got hot shit for this type of project.

its cuz shes black isn't it?

WHO WOULD WIN? we're doing this in categories, you got a category? hook it up ima start this shit: COMMERCIAL CELEBS: THE VERIZON GUY VS JARED VS ima have to say jared because you know that bama has tons of built up fat boy anger and would straight knock phone boy the fuck out and scream "can you hear ME now BITCH?" moving on...... WHITE INDIE RAPPERS: SLUG VS VINNY PAZ VS haha, this would give slug something actually WORTH crying about. i ran out of ideas someone do something with those feminist talk show hosts like oprah and all those "THE VEIW" bitches...that would be interesting.

PEYOTE: shrink that image dogg you fuck up all the posts! and long expossures at night are getting old man, they were a long time ago, you need to atleast get a tripod if you gonna try different shit. i knew this one girl who did B&W ones in the rain and they looked dope as fuck, she almost gave me head at the bathroom in bens chili bowl but thats another story for another time. master techniques before you go ape shit...do it.

MO SHITS! from the Jedi Mind Tricks Katrina Benifit, i con'd my way into backstage press acces which wuz ILLLLLLL. fuck em! gettin out my element WAAAAAAAAY the fuck out my element! that last one was some myspace shit i did for these kids i chilled with out in the burbs for a bit this summer, i always wondered what suburbanites did for fun since there was nothing out there.....this was taken while i was on the hood of frosty boy's car goin 35mph...they called it car surfing and i damn near shat myself.

3/16 THIS IS NOT GOOD!!! I MEAN THATS REALLY BAD!!! FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!

well the shit aint until the 27th so pipe down...all this means is more time for proper preparations and planing.

yeah i dont know about tripin, coke..fuck that man, i aint clean, i drink i smoke but thats it. but that dont mean the bitches aint doin em...and it is in northside,rich bitches loooooove coke

hey i think the iPod ones work better than the iPod mini ones...mines a mini and it alright sound could be better but i aint complainin. and yeah the monster cable is the best.

the fuck you talking about? rank, those shits are what is up! and no i aint fat, but i aint skinny emo shit either like a lot of faggots on here.

Damn nigga your studio is hooked the fuck up...you doin this shit professionaly? if you rented the junx then how much it cost?

al right got it. 4 gallons of sweet tea 124 oz of shlitz film some nasty ol shisha a freind left a year ago thats a cell phone in the freezer, i dont even think god knows whos it is or how it got there

-FUCK MY BOSS, IM DONE WITH THAT CLOWN, -FUCK THE CONSTRUCTION INDUSTRY, DONE WITH THEM NIGGAS TOO. -FUCK THE FORMER LANDLORD -FUCK BIG OIL, JEEPDOG IS WORTH IT BUT FUCK YOU NONETHELESS -FUCK CREDIT RATINGS, SINCE WHEN DID YOUR WORTH AS AN INDIVIDUAL AND BEING ABLE TO BUY A HOUSE CAR ETC DEPEND ON HOW MUCH USLESS SHIT YOU BUY?<-----FUCK THAT SHIT FOR REAL, IMA BOUT TO DO THAT FIGHT CLUB SHIT BLOW EM ALL TO HELL LIKE A PARIS HILTON VIDEO! -FUCK THE SUBURBS FOR WHAT GEEB SAID AND ALSO THE FACT THAT I GET LOST OUT THERE EVERY TIME I GO -FUCK THE WHOLE STATUTORY RAPE LAW FOR BEING THE ONLY FUCKING THING STANDING INBETWEEN ME AND "HOMECOMINGS GONE WILD" -FUCK PHOTOGRAPHY SHIT FOR BEING SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE -FUCK CAMERA STORES FOR KEEPING EVERYTHING I WANNA RACK BEHIND THE COUNTER -FUCK GUINESS -FUCK LAGUNA BEACH, MY SUPER SWEET SIXTEEN AND ALL THOSE OTHER SHOWS THE GLORIFY DUMB SLUTS WHO DO NOTHING, CANT BELIEVE THAT SHIT REPLACE BEVIS AND BUTT HEAD AND AEON FLUX. -FUCK TACO BELL

HAHAHAHA shit is funny hey fuck it. i lick camel toe alllllll the time BIG BONUS MUFF DIVER EXTRODINAIRE

NOW...i know all of you think your movies are sooooo great.....nothing you got holds a candle to... ..... ... .. .

thats like telling me to breath man....consider it done, but ima see about getting my hands on a small camcorder.