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smokejuda

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  1. i wanna see dinosaurs rule the earth....
  2. ahahah get em drunk and wetted set up a gang bang
  3. that jawn looks underage ahahah awsome..
  4. serioulsy its jonny cochrane.. who gives a fuck.. does anybody here really enjoy lawyers... minus ones that get you outta shit . but even then when your in the presence of one its usually/probally not in the best situations. yahmean?!?!
  5. i usually name my ctas after rappers and people... 2 of my cats right now are maurice cuase he is black so i wanted to keep with his ethnicity, and the other is bucknasty named after the character from the playa haters ball (chepelle show) go with something cool but also normal/but not normal for a cat... if yah know what i mean
  6. shit all these companies want you to get cards so you can then become in debt to them.. simple as that
  7. well fellas i woudl.. really i would but yah see i got a thing called "shitload of fines and whatnot" to pay off before my credit rating becomes how do you say "good"....
  8. ahah 2 people already like dont do it
  9. i got a fuckin felony.. so i really had 2 great jobs working for 2 dope clothing companies... both of em shafetd me becuase im a slack motherfucker...and so after all the shit i went and got a normal job at a camera store and 2 months into the job background check comes up and seeya later alligator.. now i dj in shitty bars playin shitty music on the weekends... job isnt that bad but cant make a livin off of 3 days a week workin.... need more doe....
  10. when im able to get a credit card im gonna go crazy.. shit ill pay minimums the rest of my life.. ahahahah and live a horrible existance being stalked by creditors
  11. that 2012 shit is def mayan calender but i think the explanation is somethign along the lines of they calcualated the tiem when they think dinosaurs became extinct becuase of gigantic asterioud... and supposidly its all on a big cycle.. so 2012 is gonna be a bang out year... ahah
  12. at first glance i only noticed the finger ..
  13. it looks old why not.... is it out and abotu now?????
  14. i lit a recliner on fire that was sittin out for trash one night and hid acrosss the street while it caugth on fire.. the next day my mom was liek did you see someone lit that chair up the street on fire last night. i laughed
  15. i just told some girl i wasnt tyrin to get all into a relation ship and she said its ok there is plenty guys that want me... i told her ot go get em.. yah know the type . really wasnt into her made out a few times nothign ever happeend been callin me everyday liek we do go out for a few months now.. i never pick up her calls. and only answer and text message if im drunk and tryin to get it in.. never worked i guess she really is lookin for something i dont have to offer and yah know what that is a job a car.. oh yeah did i mention a life.. ahahah go get em
  16. im not into gettin stabby but my old roomate always had a boxcutter on him...
  17. esteme is one nasty motherfucker... illlllllll
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