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Weapon X

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  1. I've had to ditch people over the fact that I lose all respect for them due to being whipped over a psychotic female.
  2. Maybe not, but it's nice to have someone you can call when you car gets towed. I'm not sure I would bother anyone with that, though, and deal with it myself. C'mooooon...I'll buy you a drink.
  3. I have recently walked away from a few friendships. It was long overdue. I can't waste my brain space on idiocy and untruths. I don't give a fuck how retarded you are - once it starts stressing me out, you're gone. Oh, and people who take advantage of me and what I do for a living. It happens a lot.
  4. I'm sure an average beat cop in some town called FedEx doesn't know to plant his feet, breathe in, then out, and pull the trigger. I'm sure of this.
  5. I didn't read that cop shot the dude eleven times. I read that he shot AT the dude eleven times. Handguns are hard to shoot at a moving target, no?
  6. This is my theory. People do love jumping to conclusions. Some people are genetically trashy, white fuck ups who hate on poverty stricken black people but eat the same food they do. WHITE TRASH hating on blacks. Been going on for a while on the ounce from this character. Funny. Carlton would sleep the floor with seeking, I'm sure.
  7. http://www.thestar.com/business/article/1028882--giving-new-meaning-to-private-sector-study-finds-link-between-penis-size-and-the-economy?bn=1 To his surprise, a Finnish doctoral student has discovered size really does matter when you compare penis length and world economic growth. But despite rigorous analysis and careful mathematical charting of data, Tatu Westling isn’t quite ready to, as he puts it, “imply that I believe in causality at this point.” In a study liberally laced with double entendres, the Helsinki University economic doctoral student reports that penis size, more than democracy, has a “robust” effect on Gross Domestic Product. The healthiest economies grow in countries with the penis sizes of 13.5 centimetres (5.2 inches), just shy of the average. Happily, Canada measures 13.92. “One striking result is the collapse of the GDP after male organ exceeds the length of 16 centimetres, Westling concludes. “Male organ alone can explain 20 per cent of the between-country variation in GDP growth rates between 1960 and 1985.” Westling’s study employs a recognized 121-country dataset also used by leading economists, including chairman of the U.S. Federal Reserve Ben Bernanke, to study economic growth. He applies all the usual controls of a serious academic study. He also relies on two versions of the online “world penis size map,” which not surprisingly depends on self-reporting from many countries. “It started as a half-serious attempt, but I did not expect the correlations to be so robust,” Westling told Global Post. “The seriousness increased as the study proceeded.” Westling’s study charts growth from 1960 and 1985. He cheerfully advocates more current research, particularly since the “male organ can be considered quite convenient a variable. It represents a well-defined and concrete object. It is relatively easy to measure.” For example, “If France with its average size of 16.1 centimetres had male organs on a par with United Kingdom’s 13.9 centimetres, French GDP would have expanded by around 15 per cent more between 1960 and 1985.” Being a serious student of economics, Westling wasn’t prepared to say size spurs economic growth, just that the statistics show a connection that shouldn’t be ignored. “To conclude that small male organs have driven GDP growth since 1960 is premature, (but) it clearly seems that the ‘private sector’ deserves more credit for economic development than is typically acknowledged.”
  8. I've got mad fucking anti-muslim sentiment but you won't see me killing people until I am forced to eat halal and face east to pray. Which, the way things are looking, will be soon.
  9. Well, I never liked any of her songs and seeing pictures of her in my newspaper would foul me up, so this thread is just a vehicle for me to tell you all about Lana Del Rey. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uKl3xeBVY4
  10. AND LANA DEL REY. YOUTUBE HER.
  11. Those links grd posted are very helpful, I'm sure, but overwhelming at this time. I added Silba..about to add RisC if I can figure out how.
  12. Also, thanks, Silba. I'm a little pissed, though, that I hvae no pictures on my computer. I gotta get on that. I don't think you can right click/save fb pics.
  13. I don't wanna be on twitter but it's nice when I'm sitting with my buddies and they get sports news on that shit.
  14. I don't believe I'm part of any 12oz social circles, but if anyone has a million invites and wouldn't mind getting rid of one...
  15. I got superman'd from behind last saturday by a complete stranger. I'm not that upset because I don't remember it, but very upset that my buddies didn't exact the greatest revenge.
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    Knives

    Fist, that's a cool collection, man. Does anyone know anything about throwing knives? I'm a complete noob at it, but have been practicing. I've been using my buddy's cheap ones he got off of ebay. They're decent on the targets we set up, but I want something that is quality and will not break.
  17. Thanks for the advice, but since it's a fall jacket, I didn't care TOO much about functionality; just as long as it is waterproof and keeps my stuff dry. And that it lasts me a few years. Barbours do make a swell jacket, it seems. Their vintages go for a ton of money, though so do Belstaff's. I really like the look, and my only other fall jacket is an Andrew Marc leather bomber that I would never ever wear in the rain, and really, I want to semi-retire it. I still want one of those Kitanicas! I've been getting into archery and throwing knives lately, as I won't be getting a gun license for a couple of more years, at least.
  18. I really like this, and dropped a ton of money on it, but I hope it isn't too trendy.
  19. I found out about it from somewhere else, at 5 am last night.
  20. How is there not a thread on this? Or is this against a 12oz rule? Or perhaps it's in The Yard. ;D
  21. I grew up watching this guy on Much but didn't realize that he is still around,
  22. Weapon X

    Safes

    It's time I get a safe. My ammo boxes with locks on them are cool, but I want something very nice. I don't really want to pay more than $400 or $500. Does anyone here have any input? I saw one that I liked at the computer store for $200, but it isn't big enough. Is digital better than analog?
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