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MEROJUANA

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  1. BESIDES, BITCHES AINT SHIT AND SHE'LL CHEAT EVENTUALLY. YOU GOTTA BEAT HER TO IT.
  2. MY NIGGA LISTEN, YOU'RE STILL IN YOUR TEENS B. ON SOME REAL SHIT, YOU NEED TO BEAT MAD MORE CHEEKS, EVEN IF YOU LOVE THIS BROAD, GO BEAT SOME MORE CHEEKS...I DONT CONDONE WIFING.
  3. NAH I DELETED MY MYSPACE B. HAHAHA YOU GONNA HAVE TO HIT MY AIM "HERBPATROLSKEE"
  4. THAT SHIT WAS ACTUALLY MAAAAAAD CORNY. I WAS WATCHING THAT SHIT LAST NIGHT OFF THE STRENGTH THAT I WAS MAD HIGH AND COULDNT FIND THE REMOTE. SO IM WATCHING THIS SHIT WITH MY NIGGAS AND MY BITCHES AND AT LEAST 4 PEOPLE SAID "YO CHANGE THIS SHIT" "THIS SHIT IS GARBAGE" FORCING ME TO GET UP AND LOOK FOR THE REMOTE. THEN I KNOCKED OVER THE ASHTRAY AND THE WASTEBASKET AND MAD DUTCHGUTS FELL OUT ALL OVER THE CARPET AND THAT SHIT WAS A BITCH TO CLEAN UP. SO FUCK MINORITEAM, I WAS AFRAID THAT ADULT SWIM WOULD GET TO A POINT WHERE IT TRIED TO BE SUPER EXTRA OFFENSIVE AND OFF THE WALL AND THIS IS THE FI
  5. DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU TOMBOUT.
  6. YEAH TOO BAD THIS NIGGA VOMITS WHEN HE SEES A WOMAN IN PANTIES...
  7. I DONT KNOW B BUT NIGGAS HAD MY PICTURE IN THE PAPER.
  8. OR YOU COULD JUST TELL ASAD YOU GOTTA TRUNKFUL AND PULL THE GUNZZZZZ OUTTTTT!!!!!! BUMPIESTICKER!!!!
  9. WHATS THE BIG DEAL B? IM EATING EGGO WAFFLES FROM 1989 RIGHT NOW AND THEY TASTE LIKE DEAD GARBAGE. SHIT IS GREAT.
  10. COME ON B, YOU KNOW THAT DIDNT HAPPEN. YOU JUST MADE THAT UP TO REINFORCE THE "DONT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER" SHIT. BUT THAT SHIT IS BULLSHIT B. CUZ IF YOU DROP AN EMO KID FROM BOISE IDAHO IN A 10 FOOT HOLE WITH A DUSTHEAD "TALL TEE" NIGGA FROM 115TH AND LENNOX AND SAID "FIGHT" (IN THE MORTAL KOMBAT VOICE) THE EMO KID WOULD DIG A HOLE IN THE GROUND AND STICK HIS HEAD IN IT LIKE A FUCKING SCARED GAY OSTRICH WITH A COMBOVER. BASICALLY, ITS WHERE YOUR FROM. I SEE 50000 TALL TEES AND WOOLRICH COATS AND LONG CHAINS AND DURAGS A DAY. THE SHIT IS COMPLETELY NORMAL. IF YOU LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO
  11. SAVE THAT 5 FOR WEED B. IT'LL DO YOU BETTER.
  12. EXCEPT WHEN IM IN TOWN :cool:
  13. ALL THE WAY B. YOU NIGGAS ALREADY FUCKING KNOW, SHIT ISNT A QUESTION.
  14. NAHHHHHH NO WAY, DONT EVER TALK TO THIS BITCH. EVER.SHE'S A BABYMOMMA, AND IF YOU CANT STAY TOGETHER FOR YOUR KIDS (WHICH I THINK IS THE #1 REASON TO MAKE SOME SHIT WORK) THEN THAT MEANS THAT ONE OF THE 2 PEOPLE WAS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE. IM ASSUMING YOU'VE BEEN WITH HOMEBOY FOR A MINUTE SO YOU SHOULDA BEEN ABLE TO TELL IF HE HAD THE SCREW LOOSE. OBVIOUSLY IT AINT HIM SINCE YALL ARE DOIN FINE, SO ITS THE BM. DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS BITCH B. TRUST ME SOMEONE'LL END UP IN THE BOOKINGS.
  15. IM MAD NIGGAS REALLY QUOTED TUPAC AS A CREDIBLE SOURCE FOR THE DEFINITION OF THE WORD "NIGGA" YO IM GONNA BE COMPLETELY HONEST, I DONT LIKE PAC. THAT NIGGA WAS A SOSO RAPPER AND BECAUSE HE WROTE POETRY AND RAPPED ABOUT BEING OPRESSED IN ABOUT 12% OF HIS JOINTS, NIGGAS THINK HE'S SOME KIND OF SAINT. BIG WAS 50 TIMES BETTER. I CANT HEAR TOO MUCH OF THAT NIGGAS "MY ENEMIIIEEEESSSSSSS WANNA MURDA MEEEEEE SO IM SIPPIN HENNESSYYYYYYYY NIGGA REMEMBER MEEEEEEE" FUCK OUTTA HERE. YO DAMON WAYANS IS TRYNA GET PRESS COVERAGE CUZ HIS CAREER IS GOING DOWNHILL. GOOD SHIT PLAYBOY GET MONEY, FUCK BITCHES.
  16. YOU NEED AN ANIMATED GIF OF KIM JONG IL CRIPWALKING B. THATS WHATS GONNA MAKE THIS SHIT FLY YOU HEARD? OR YOU COULD JUST REPLY WITH "I HAD AN ANIMATED GIF OF KIM JONG IL CRIPWALKING THAT I WAS GONNA SEND YOU BUT I DELETED THE SHIT TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE NAKED PICTURES YOU FINNA SEND ME" HAHAAAA BEEEEEEITCH!! AND HAVE DADDY YANKEE PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND, OR ELSE THE SHIT WONT WORK AT ALL.
  17. I NEVER IN MY LIFE DARED TO HIT MY POPS BACK WHEN I WAS GETTING MY WELL DESERVED BEAT DOWNS, THAT NIGGA WOULDA MANGLED ME. GETTING YOUR ASS BEAT IS GOOD BECAUSE IT TEACHES YOU THAT IF YOU FUCK UP THERES CONSEQUENCES BESIDES NOT BEING ABLE TO WATCH DEGRASSI FOR A WEEK OR WHATEVER IT IS THAT SUBURB PARENTS BE DOING. IF THE ONLY CONSEQUENCES THAT I HAD TO WORRY ABOUT WHEN I DID GRIMY SHIT WAS NOT BEING ABLE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES OR GOING ON "TIMEOUT"...PSH NIGGA FORGET IT, I DEFINETLY WOULDNT EVEN HAVE GOTTEN HALFWAY THROUGH JUNIOR HIGH WITHOUT STABBING A TEACHER.
  18. MEROJUANA

    YO MERO

    I PIPED HER SISTER CAROLINE RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER DAD SAUL.
  19. GOD SHOULD GIVE YOU EMPHYSEMA ON PURPOSE FOR DRINKING THAT SHIT, THAT SHIT TASTES LIKE CRACKHEAD PROSTITUTE URINE, HOW DO I KNOW? TEASE PUT ME ON.
  20. NIGGA HAD LIKE 40 NAMES RARA, CUBAN RAUL, JUELS, RULE, I STARTED CALLING HIM NIGGARACHEE A FEW WEEKS PRIOR TO HIS DEATH. THE NIGGA RESPONDED TO HIS NAME B, I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NIGGAS SAYING YOU CANT TRAIN A CAT CUZ I HAD THAT NIGGA ON SMASH. I FEEL YOU ON THAT WATER N FOOD BOWL SHIT J, I USED TO DO THAT DAILY. THEN I'D FORGET I SPILLED WATER ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND GET UP TO PISS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND SLIP ON SOME KRAMER SHIT. THEN STEP ON THE CAT FOOD AND GET THE SHIT STUCK TO MY FEET. SHIT WAS WACK.
  21. YEAH SHIT WAS WACK, HE WAS KINDA LIMPING AROUND FOR A FEW DAYS, I FIGURED THE NIGGA WAS ON HIS WAY OUT HE WAS LIKE 24 YEARS OLD. WHICH I NEVER EVEN HEARD OF A CAT LIVIN THAT LONG. I CAME HOME ONE DAY AND THE NIGGA WAS DUMB STIFF ON THE FLOOR IN A PUDDLE OF ISS. IT WAS A SAD MOMENT FOR ME BECAUSE OF ALL THE MEMORIES I HAVE OF THIS NIGGA JUMPING AT PEOPLES FACES AND KILLING AT LEAST 4000 BIRDS AND SMALL MAMMALS IN HIS LIFETIME, THE NIGGA WAS A BEAST, ONE TIME I BLEW MAD WEED SMOKE IN HIS FACIAL AND HE SAT DOWN AND LEANED ON THE COUCH LIKE HE WAS MAD HIGH, THEN STARTED MEOWING DUMB LOUD AND LED M
  22. WOW YO I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT MY DU, THATS A GOOD LOOK. ALSO, THE LACOSTE JUMPOFF THAT COME IN THE WHITE & GREEN BOTTLE I DONT KNOW THE NAME OF IT AND I AINT GOIN IN MY BATHROOM TO LOOK FOR IT SO FUCK YOU DO THE MATH.
  23. YOU BETTER WRAP THAT GAVEL UP B!!! :haha: WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT A DOLLAR 6 PIECE NUGGET NIGGAAAAA!!!!! YOU KNOW HOW 10 DOLLARS HELD THE GOD DOWN LAST NITE?!?! YO I GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF AK'S THAT I DONT NEED IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED I TRIED SELLING THEM ON EBAY BUT MY SISTER SAID THAT SELLING AK'S ON EBAY WASN'T LEGAL, SO I WAS LIKE "BITCH SINCE WHEN DO I CARE ABOUT THE LEGALITY OF SHIT" BUT I FORGOT INTERNET NIGGAS ARE SNITCHES SO I DECIDED TO NOT FUCK WITH IT, ALSO MY CAT DIED. I WAS SAD, BUT NOW IM NOT SO SAD CUZ I DONT HAVE TO WATCH WHERE IM WALKING WHEN I GET HOME MAD DRUNK AND HIGH AND
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