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MEROJUANA

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  1. OR YOU COULD JUST TELL ASAD YOU GOTTA TRUNKFUL AND PULL THE GUNZZZZZ OUTTTTT!!!!!! BUMPIESTICKER!!!!
  2. WHATS THE BIG DEAL B? IM EATING EGGO WAFFLES FROM 1989 RIGHT NOW AND THEY TASTE LIKE DEAD GARBAGE. SHIT IS GREAT.
  3. COME ON B, YOU KNOW THAT DIDNT HAPPEN. YOU JUST MADE THAT UP TO REINFORCE THE "DONT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER" SHIT. BUT THAT SHIT IS BULLSHIT B. CUZ IF YOU DROP AN EMO KID FROM BOISE IDAHO IN A 10 FOOT HOLE WITH A DUSTHEAD "TALL TEE" NIGGA FROM 115TH AND LENNOX AND SAID "FIGHT" (IN THE MORTAL KOMBAT VOICE) THE EMO KID WOULD DIG A HOLE IN THE GROUND AND STICK HIS HEAD IN IT LIKE A FUCKING SCARED GAY OSTRICH WITH A COMBOVER. BASICALLY, ITS WHERE YOUR FROM. I SEE 50000 TALL TEES AND WOOLRICH COATS AND LONG CHAINS AND DURAGS A DAY. THE SHIT IS COMPLETELY NORMAL. IF YOU LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO OR WILLIAMSBURG OR WHEREVER ITS NORMAL TO SEE MEN WEARING WOMEN'S CLOTHING, THEN YOUR GONNA THINK DUDES WEARING FITTED HATS AND DURAGS IS "GAY" AND THAT WEARING MUDD JEANS AND HALTER TOPS IS A-OK FOR A GROWN MAN. PERSONALLY I FEEL LIKE IF YOUR GOING TO HOLLER AT YOUR STYLIST/COLORIST GIORGIO AS OPPOSED TO GOING TO CHECK YOUR BOY TY TO GET A CUT, SOMETHINGS GOIN ON. AND YO JUST TO CLARIFY, I DONT GIVE ONE TENTH OF A FUCK ABOUT WHAT ANYONE HAS TO SAY. THIS IS MY OPINION AND IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT YOU JUST READ, SMASH YOUR FACE INTO YOUR "VINYL COLLECTION" UNTIL YOUR BRAIN FALLS OUT AND YOU FORGET YOU READ THIS SHIT. GOOD LOOKING. FUCK YOU.
  4. SAVE THAT 5 FOR WEED B. IT'LL DO YOU BETTER.
  5. EXCEPT WHEN IM IN TOWN :cool:
  6. ALL THE WAY B. YOU NIGGAS ALREADY FUCKING KNOW, SHIT ISNT A QUESTION.
  7. "FUCK YOU TALKIN BOUT? YOU BROKE MY CAMERA NIGGA? YOU WANNA GET EXTORTED?"
  8. WIZ I TOOK A WOMEN STUDIES CLASS SOPHOMORE YEAR AND THERE WAS NOTHING BUT BUTCHED OUT DYKES HATING ON ANY BITCH WITH A LOW CUT SHIRT. FUCK THAT. YOU MUST GOT LUCKY CUZ AINT NOBODY TAKIN WOMENS STUDIES EXCEPT A BUNCH OF ROSIE ODONELLS DOGGIE DOG, GOOD LUCK FINDIN A BOBBLEHEAD IN THERE. THUMBS DOWN TO THAT SHIT HUB. PLUS THE WHOLE CLASS IS GONNA EXPECT YOU TO GIVE A MALE POINT OF VIEW ON EVERYTHING WHICH IS GONNA RUIN YOUR CHANCE TO FUCK ANY OF THESE BROADS. MY WOMENS STUDIES TEACHER THOUGHT MY GRILL WAS DISGUSTING AND ALWAYS TRIED TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A DUMMY. I DONT REMEMBER ONE WORD THAT CAME OUT THAT BITCH MOUTH. I STILL GOT A C THOUGH, I AINT MAD. M E R O G E E E MLBCEEEEEEEEEE
  9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! MERO GEEE
  10. "YOU SPEEDIN, NOW YOU BLEEDIN TONITE, FOR NO REASON" HENNNNHHH!! I NEED NEW GUNS SOMEONE FROM THE SOUTH PUT ME ON. MEROOOOO GET DEALT WIT
  11. ALSO, MAD ERROR SHIT POPS UP WHENEVER I START UP MY COMPUTER, I JUST HIT OK AND ONE OF THE SHITS I ACTUALLY DRAG OFF TO THE SIDE AND LET IT ROCK CUZ IF I HIT "OK" IT KEEPS POPPIN UP. FUCK DO I DO? (THAT WONT COST MONEY AND WONT MAKE MY SHIT EXPLODE) HOLLA BACK. MEROOOOOGEEEEEEEEE MLB TEAM
  12. PNO: PEE-no; noun - AN ADULT MOVIE MERODEE I GOT PIFF
  13. MY PNO BE SKIPPING, AND PNOS THAT ARE LIKE 30 MINUTES ARE COMING UP AS BEING 53 SECONDS AND SHIT. NAHSAYIN? HELP A NIGGA OUT BEEEEE!!!! MEROOOOOOO WHEN I DO IT... ITS SUMTHIN LIKE THRILLA IN MANILA MAAAN.
  14. NIGGAS GET DUMPED EVERY DAY B. YOU BE AIGHT. MERO MLBC HELLBOUND.
  15. I JUST BRING EM TO THE BRIDGE AND SAY HE BUNGIED. MEROOOOOO GHETTO PIMP TYPE GIRLS SAY IM DA MAN...
  16. "FINGER FUCK YA PUSSY LIKE YA WANT SUMTHIN GIRL, WORK IT LIKE A NIGGA STRAIGHT LICKIN YA PEARL" MERO. LICKYLICKYLICKY LIKE A PEPPAMINT SWIRL.
  17. I DRANK A BOTTLE OF MOET LAST NIGHT WHILE WEARING MAD NUGGET GOLD AND A FOUR FINGER RING. WHAT NIGGA. M E R O E E E E E E E HUNGRY FOR CHEESE LIKE HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOOOOOOOOOOO
  18. ACTUALLY, NAH...I CANT DO IT. THE SHIT MAKES YOU CLICK LINKS AND SHIT LIKE THAT. I JUST WANT MY SHIT TO STRAIGHT PLAY MUSIC WHEN YOU OPEN SHIT UP...FUCK. M E R O E TIZZITE.
  19. GOOD LOOKIN MY NIGGA! MERO CHEA!
  20. YO MY DUDE. I NEED TO HOST AN MP3 SOMEWHERE SO THE SHIT PLAYS ON A WEBPAGE. BUT YO...I DONT WANNA SIGN UP FOR NO FUCKING DOMAIN OR WHATEVER THE FUCK BLAZAY BLA NIGGAS MAKE YOU DO I JUST WANNA HOST THE SHIT SOMEWHERE AND LINK IT ON SOME EASY SHIT. CASEK HELP A NIGGA OUT. HOLLA. ITS YOUR BOY!! M E R O MLBC05
  21. BIG NOYD - EPISODES OF A HUSTLER...GET THAT CD. PUT IT IN YOUR CAR, PUT THE SHIT ON SHUFFLE. DROP YOUR SEAT BACK. JUMP ON THE HIGHWAY AND LIGHT UP SOME PURPLE. M E R O E RECOGNIZE REALIZE
  22. Quoted post [/b] YO THATS HILARIOUS B. IMA SMOKE MASSIVE SHERM AND GO WATCH THAT WITH JADA AND STYLES. M E R O E MLB 354.
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