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MEROJUANA

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  1. 6. OPENING FOOD AND EATING IT AND THEN JUST LEAVING IT SOMEWHERE BEFORE YOU GO TO THE REGISTER. 7. NIGGAS PAYING OTHER PEOPLE TO USE THEIR BENEFIT CARD 100 FOR 200 TYPE CRACKHEAD SHIT 8. GETTING DUTCHES AND BEER WITH A BENEFIT CARD JELLY PAL MUNDO
  2. MY NIGGAS DONT DRINK PEPSI! THEY JUST SELL COKE! JELLY BOYYYYY WE GETTIN $$$ OVA HERE, WHAT IT DO PIMPIN???
  3. DEM FRANCHIZE BOYZ - OH I THINK THEY LIKE ME (INSTRUMENTAL)
  4. WATCHU MEEEEEEEAN DADDY??!?! I WISH I WOULDA BEEN A LITTLE DRYER IN THAT BITCH B. NIGGAS HAD THE HEAT PAST 90 DEGREES INTO "SLAVERY". THE LAST THING I NEEDED WAS MOISTURIZER.
  5. ^^MINI MERO?^^ Quoted post [/b] <OBJECT CLASSID='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' WIDTH=150 HEIGHT=150><PARAM NAME=MOVIE VALUE=http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/whatkid/andrew.swf><PARAM NAME=PLAY VALUE=TRUE><PARAM NAME=LOOP VALUE=TRUE><PARAM NAME=QUALITY VALUE=HIGH><EMBED SRC=http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/whatkid/andrew.swf WIDTH=150 HEIGHT=150 PLAY=TRUE LOOP=TRUE QUALITY=HIGH></EMBED></OBJECT>
  6. NAH I DONT BOTHER GIRLS LIKE THAT MY DU. I LETTEM BOTHER ME, THATS THE KEY. ALSO, SHORTY WAS CLUTCHING THE KID LIKE A GUCCI BAG. I WAS DRUNK. THAT PINK LEMONADE ASS LOOKIN SHIT IN MY CUP IS 90% GREY GOOSE 10% CRAN. HOLLA AT ME, 5 MINUTES LATER IM POURIN MOET DOWN SHORTY'S THROAT, SHE'S DEFINETLY NOT LETTING THOSE FLICKS SURFACE. ;) JELLY KID
  7. THAT NIGGA IS MAAAAD ILLEGAL! BUT HE DID HAVE THE CHAMPIONSHIP MEAN MUG ON THATS WASSUP!
  8. THE BOTTOM LINE OF THIS WHOLE SHIT IS...RICH WHITE PEOPLE RUN SHIT. SORRY NIGGAS, ITS THE TRUTH. YOU EITHER FUCK WITH THE RICH WHITE PEOPLE AND DO AT LEAST 80% OF WHAT THEY WANT, OR YOUR ASSED OUT. THATS IT. RICH WHITE PEOPLE DONE RAN SHIT FOR SO LONG THAT THEY MADE THE SHIT THAT THEY DO "THE NORM". THATS ALL, IF 50 CENT WOULDA DISCOVERED AMERICA AND STARTED THE GOVERNMENT AND ALL THAT, AND WHITE PEOPLE WERE SLAVES ON WATERMELON FIELDS THEN IT WOULD BE WHITE PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW THEY'RE OPRESSED AND THAT ITS NOT FAIR THAT THEY HAVE TO WEAR G UNIT HOODIES TO PRESS CONFERENCES INSTEAD OF
  9. I THINK NIGGAS SHOULD ALL ROCK DASHIKIS AND KUFI'S TO PRESS CONFERENCES, AND THROW UP A FIST FOR BLACK POWER. SEE HOW PHILLY PHIL FEELS ABOUT THAT.
  10. YO MY NIGGA YOU GOT INSURANCE ON THAT JOINT? IF YOU DO HOLLA AT ME ON THE PM TIP I HAVE A PROPOSITION FOR YOU ;)
  11. YOU NEED TO EAT ALOT MORE THAN THAT IF YOUR ROCKIN SIZE 27 JEANS MY NIGGA. :haha:
  12. YEAH THATS WHAT IM SAYIN? THATS A KRS SONG RIGHT? I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF FOR NOT BEIN 100% SURE OF THAT.
  13. ITS TRUE, NIGGAS PUT HIPHOP AND ALL THAT URBAN SHIT IN ALL KINDS OF BASKETBALL ADVERTISING, VIDEO GANES...SHOE COMMERCIALS AND ALL THAT OTHER SHIT, SO BASICALLY MUTHAFUCKAS CAN ACT LIKE A NIGGA IN A COMMERCIAL FOR THE NBA, BUT NOT AT A PRESS CONFERENCE FOR THE NBA... :rolleyes: SHIT DOESN'T MAKE ANY KINDA SENSE. -JELLY
  14. THIS NIGGA IS BUGGIN AS USUAL, ASIAN RICE IS STRAIGHT TASTELESS MUSH NIGGA. YOU NEED SOME SEASONING IN YOUR SHIT FOR IT TO TASTE CORRECT. HOLLA AT ME I GOT THE RECIPE.... JELLYJUICEMAYN
  15. YOU NIGGAS ARE SOFT, I DONE WENT DAYS WITHOUT NO KINDA FOOD, JUST STRAIGHT TAP WATER ICED TEA!!! MAN UP NIGGA!!! ALL I NEED IS ONE OR TWO DIESEL PLATES OF RICE N BEANS AND CHICKEN A WEEK AND IM GOOD TO GO. !!!!
  16. THAT SHIT MASTER P SAID ABOUT "THIS IS THE GUY THAT SIGNS YOUR CHECKS" IS PRETTY TRUE, BUT REALISTICALLY, WHO CARES WHAT THESE NIGGAS WEAR? THE NIGGAS ARE PLAYING BASKETBALL THEY ARENT "WORKING BASKETBALL" THIS SHIT SHOULDNT EVEN BE AN ISSUE. IF SOME PRIME MINISTER DUDE WENT TO THE U.N. WITH A DURAG ON, THEN NIGGAS WOULD HAVE A PROBLEM, IF BILL GATES WENT TO A PRESS CONFERENCE TO UNVEIL SOME GROUNDBREAKING SOFTWARE WITH A WHITE TEE AND UPTOWNS ON THEN THERE WOULD BE A PROBLEM. HONESTLY WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT KOBE IS WEARING AT HIS UNNECESSARY PRESS CONFERENCE WHERE HE'S TELLING ME THAT MINNESOT
  17. THIS THREAD TITLE CHANGING SHIT IS MAAAAAAAD COOOOOOORRRRRRNNNNNYYYYYYY!!!!!! ITS LIKE NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY I CANT LAUGH AT THE SHIT, I JUST CANT B, SERIOUSLY. ITS ALWAYS MAD CORNY AND UNIMAGINATIVE, AND IT ALWAYS HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH PENISES OR SOME HOMO SHIT...IS BAM MARGERA CHANGING THE SHITS?
  18. WOW...THIS NIGGA LOOKS LIKE HE REALLY TOOK 5 HOURS TO DIVIDE ALL HIS HAIR INTO 20 STRAND SECTIONS THEN GELLED EACH ONE WITH OX CUM...MY NIGGA, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING? FREON IS NOT A HAIR PRODUCT MY DUDE...WHATS REALLY GOOD WITH NIGGAS TANNING TILL THEY LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF CANDYCORN? CAN SOMEONE BREAK THAT DOWN TO ME? I MET MAD GUIDOS IN MY DAY BUT THIS NIGGA IS OFF THE CHARTS, IS THIS THE TYPE OF MUTHAFUCKAS THAT RUN AROUND LONG ISLAND? IF IT IS, REMIND ME TO NEVER GO TO LONG ISLAND. HOUSE OF WAX ASS NIGGA, THIS NIGGA NEEDS TO BE IN MADAME TUSSAUDS NEXT TO WHOOPI GOLDBERG.
  19. JORDAN A.I. MIKE TYSON REY ORDONEZ TONY PENA DREW BLEDSOE BARRY SANDERS PATRICK EWING MANNY RAMIREZ VINCE CARTER
  20. BITCHES SQUAT ON MY PIPE LIKE MARIO BROTHERS.
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