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MEROJUANA

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  1. YOU WILDIN. MURDA MUZIK WAS CRACK...SO WAS PRODIGY'S SOLO JOINT. M E R O E MLBC 0666
  2. BR NEEDS TO COME BACK TO QU. EARRRRLY! MERO! MLBC!!
  3. AESOP ROCK IS A NERDBURGER. EVERYTIME I SEE THOSE DEF JUX NIGGAS SOMEWHERE THEY LOOK MAD SCARED OR SCARY, BUT NOT SCARY IN A "I DONT WANNA BE IN THE ELEVATOR WITH THIS NIGGA" KINDA WAY, MORE LIKE A "THIS NIGGA LOOKS LIKE HE HAS ANAL SEX WITH AND SACRIFICES ANIMALS IN HIS APARTMENT" KINDA WAY. AND THEY ONLY CHILL WITH OTHER WEIRD WHITE DUDES, OR BLACK DUDES WITH UDD SMELLY DREADS :( BUT WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT. I FUCK WITH CAGE A LITTLE SOMETHING. BUT RIGHT NOW IM LISTENING TO NOREAGAS FIRST ALBUM ON REPEAT. AND "DA STORY" IS THE BEST SONG EVER IN THE WORLD. WORD. ME RO ES FREE ENVY BX NIGGA.
  4. HAHA, NAAAAH, AINT NOBODY MERO NIGGAAAAA!!!! ME RO ES LETS GO!!
  5. THE MORE I STAY IN THE HOOD THE MORE I REALIZE I WILL NEVER WANT TO MOVE OUT OF THE BRONX. TRUE STORY. IF I MOVE OUT OF THE BX IM MOVING TO DR INTO A MANSION WHERE BROWN SKINNED HONIES WITH BIG TITS FEED ME TWINKIES AND I DO TITTY SHOTS OF ICE COLD MILK OFF THEM TO WASH THE TWINKIES DOWN...NAH NOT TWINKIES, CHOCODILES...THOSE SHITS WERE THE JUMP OFF. THEN I GET MY BACK RUBBED WHILE I LIE DOWN IN THIS SPECIAL MASSAGE TABLE THING WITH A HOLE FOR MY DICK SO I CAN GET BRAIN WHILE I GET A MASSAGE...(ALL THIS WILL BE DONE BY THE AFOREMENTIONED BROWN SKINNED HONIES WITH BIG TITS) WORD. NIGGAS GOTTA FEEL ME ON THAT. NOTE: I LOVE CELINES TORIBIO. SHE'S THE BROWN SKINNED HONEY IM THINKING ABOUT FEEDING ME CHOCODILES...I LOVE YOU BOO... MEROOOOO YA LLEGUE
  6. KIRK FRANKLIN WAS DEFINETLY POPPIN MAD HERRON IN HIS ARMPIECE HE GOT THAT LOOK LIKE "YO I FUCKS WITH HERRON, THATS MY SHIT" MERO!
  7. haha Quoted post ID ALSO LIKE TO ADD THAT 1 WAS BLACK, 3 WHITE, AND 4 WERE SPANISH BROADS. MEROOOOOO
  8. more like this: put on some dress pants, get your hair cut, wear adult shoes and aim for a girl a few years old than you. Getting ghetto fab doesn't work on women, just girls. Quoted post [/b] YEAH IF YOU'RE TRYING TO BE WIFING A BROAD UP AND BUYING SHIT AND PAYING A BITCHES CREDIT CARD IN A FEW MONTHS, YEAH DEFINETLY GO THAT ROUTE...IF YOU'RE TRYING TO HIT SOMETHING AND BREAK OUT, KEEP SHIT GUTTER. I DONE BAGGED MANY MID TWENTIES, AND EVEN A FEW 30 YEAR OLDS IN MY DAY OFF GP, (AND I DONT FUCK NO MUTANTS OR FAT BROADS) AND IM FAR FROM "TIM FROM ACCOUNTS PAYABLE" OR MAYBE MY PIPE GAME IS AMAZING AND WORD GOT OUT...HAHAHA... MERO. NAH STOP!
  9. ONE HAD A MAC, SPITTIN, ALL I SAW WAS GUNSMOKE, THE OTHA HAD THE SHOTTY, I WAS SHOOTIN EVERYBODY! AN I WASNT MISSIN, HAD TO GET OUT THIS POSITION, NIGGAS STILL HITTIN, FELT THE HOT ONES IN MY BACK , LICKED 6 SHOTS SMOKED THE NIGGA WIT THE MAC, THE NIGGA WIT THE SHOTTY, STILL BUSSIN, CUSSIN, "MARICONS" AND "PUTAS", ALL IM TRYNA DO IS SHOOTCHA, TWO SHOTS IN THE RUGER, BOOYA! BLEW 'IS ASS OUT, THEN I PASSED OUT... MEROOO NIGGA IM GETTIN HIGH GETTIN HEAD ON THE BEACH
  10. GAT I JUST GOT BACK TO THE X MY NIGGA. I SPENT THE ENTIRE WEEKEND SMASHING ASS ON THE BADDEST JESSICA EVER. IMA GO GIVE MYSELF A HI FIVE. MERO. MLBC!!
  11. I GOT MAD FIENDS ON THE BLOCK CLIMBING MY ROCKS. MEROE MLB. AXABOUTME
  12. TRUE STORY BACK IN THE DAY MY NIGGA TISE WAS TIGHT WITH FLAV AND FLAV CALLED HIM UP OUTTA NOWHERE AND SAID TO BRING ALL HIS NIGGAS AND GO ON TOUR WITH HIM. DEAD ASS. MERO. TISE!! SEBE!! BXNIGGA
  13. SELL DRUGS YO, ITS THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING B. TRUE STORY. MERO MLBCEE PUMP JUMBS
  14. WORD...LIKE THIS NIGGA. MERO. SIPPIN. NEVA SLIPPIN.
  15. PAUSE B...IM ABOUT TO DO A REMIX TO THAT LIL WEBBY SONG "GIMME DAT"...CLICK CLACK NIGGA GIMME DAT!! YO ALSO. HOMEBOY GOOSAVELI THE DON NEEDS TO COME BACK SO NIGGAS CAN GET THIS WEBSITE SHIT POPPIN, WE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A ROUND TABLE DISSCUSSION. WHICH IS REALLY JUST AN EXCUSE FOR ME TO DRINK VODKA AND HENNY IN THE SAME GLASS. ASK ABOUT THAT. I NEED A FEMALE ROOMATE WITH BIG TITTIES. SOMEONE MAKE THAT HAPPEN. NAH IM PLAYING, IM NOT EVEN A TITTIE MAN. IM A CHEEK MAN MYSELF. GOTTA HAVE THE BROLICK PEANUT BUTTER CHEEKS OR I AINT EVEN REALLY FEELIN IT...I WAS AT SOME CLUB THERE THE OTHER NIGHT FOR MY COUSINS BIRTHDAY AND THERE WAS THIS BROAD THERE THAT WAS FEELING ME HARDBODY, BUT I CANT DECIDE IF SHE WAS REAL CUTE OR NOT. CUZ I DRANK MAD GEORGI FOLLOWED BY MAD BELVEDERE...THATS LIKE SMOKING A TRE BAG OF DIRT MIXED WITH DUST, THEN SMOKING WEED THAT JESUS HIMSELF GREW ON A SECRET ISLAND IN HAWAII...WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? I AINT MAD THOUGH BECAUSE GEORGI WILL GET A NIGGA DONE, EARLY. MY NIGGA P JUST HAD A SON, THATS WASSUP, AND MY NIGGA JONJON GOT A DAUGHTER ON THE WAY. I WONDER WHAT OUR KIDS ARE GONNA BE LIKE IN 20 YEARS, I DONT EVEN WANNA KNOW YO... MEROOOOO
  16. HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! MERO.
  17. DAMN YOU NIGGAS ARE SLACKIN IN YOUR MACKIN, SIMPIN IN YOUR PIMPIN. MERO. BX2G5
  18. *SLAPS GATS WITH GHOSTFACE CD* CHILL NIGGA. MERO.
  19. IM ON A CHAMPAGNE CAMPAIGN THIS WEEKEND NIGGA. ASK ABOUT ME. MEROOOOO WHOOAAAAA
  20. IM GOIN TO CRACKERCHUSSETTES FOR MY BROTHERS GRADUATION HOMIE. MY B. ILL BE BACK SUNDAY THOUGH. CHEA CHEA MEROOOOO YOU WANT FOOD? I GOT FOOD NIGGA ALL DAY.
  21. I DONT KNOW IF YOU NIGGAS KNOW...BUT GOOSEAVELI THE DON IS SETTING ME UP WITH MY OWN WEBSITE. ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN HUB. WHEN IM WHIPPIN BENTLEYS IMA GIVE YOU NIGGAS A HOLLA. MEROOOOOOOOOO
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