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heavyLox

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  1. if you liked the auto zone why not try some of our other zones ||: ho nomo...JIC
  2. Re: Kleenex.... FOR those of you confused let me run it down... Mams posts picture. hev demands access to the entire album mams folds under pressure from the press and congress. hev gets pass word. the phrase, "It was mamtasticle" is uttered in a ho nomo way questions? comments?
  3. Re: Kleenex.... but really mams whats the hold up? PW 4me
  4. Re: Kleenex.... wait theres a black dude involved?
  5. Re: Kleenex.... yeah mams... why dont he?
  6. Re: Kleenex.... mams whats the password to your photo bucket account so i can snoop around.. post here i promise as soon as i see it ill delete it. NO LIE. Ho NOMO. and I too have BBC news feeding im surprised this hasnt been covered in the international presses yets. if only there were a bucket involved.
  7. seeks, it turns out is the real 120z floozy roaming around linking with 12ers across the world... and to think my couch is tainted as well NO HOMO HEV/"Ho NOMO"
  8. fuck a future PIE son hev is down to eat in the present. been through central...
  9. For real? God is testing Hev by surrounding him with idiots and seeing how long before hes a 3rd degree felon.
  10. heavyLox

    Knives

    the only knife i use is to butter my bread. KEEP the doe flowing heavy.... leathermen are useful these other knives are a waste of doe...unless you camp and do outdoors man shit. i use my SAP gloves when i masturbate.
  11. we do, but unfortunately with tuffie-tufferson already on the books we can not knowingly hire a person priorly involved in personal relationships with members of our staf... please break up the day b4 the interview and after getting the job yall can get back to knocking it down...
  12. for real people on the train b buggin everyday. How i saw kofi fresh from west africa on the train yesterday. my dud had headphones on his head that were connected to NOTHING, the cord went into his pocket, but was split so it also has an orange mini. My dude kept pulling out his wack phone and trying o make a show of pluggin the head phones into his phone which after the first time he know would work; my dude jsut needed to show the train he had a phone. mean while hes also continuously checkin his watch, nigga theres a clock on your phone, whos time you jsut checked, your watch is a digital casio painted gold, who are you fooling? And to TOP off the show my dude was in club mode dancing his ass off (air rappin) trying to grind up on every lady in his area on the train. so headphones plugged into to nothing, dancing like hes listening to the hot shit. Fake gold timex watch. finna grind core up on anything with boobs...
  13. the lone star state has retarded your funny... get that fixed and you to will love you some wanda ||ho nomo
  14. haha. 400ml. is part of the HEV & LOX Design Crib™, brain trust ||...
  15. we have some coat giving peoples in the circle ||
  16. you say that now cause you newly wifed up, but at the time it was slightly less wierd and slightly more awesome, "hev some chic was worried id die of cold so she hooked up a coat for me, only 30 bones no biggie" Hev said you say that now.... you seen how i keep a house aint shit to snoop through its all spread out for god and the world to see... porn is clearly marked by the foideer name XXXPORN-here-XXX... the wack favors are more like when some one suggests (as a favor) to you that you try and get a seat with more leg room on a flight home from hong kong and that ends up with hev sitting next to a lecherous gay old dude and a retarded Chinese dude oh coughed on you enough to give you sars, and had a weird hand bendy gimpy affect
  17. look dick || were not running a negative campaign here. HEV & LOX Design Crib™ are looking for work, were not jerks.
  18. FUCK YES> if i can die in the car on a family road trip im there... you cant bond more then when in a cr with mostly live folks.
  19. AWWW com'on Wanda's my girl. forever.
  20. i guess it depends on the job, but the service industry has def gone to shit cause thats the prevailing attitude. You can bitch about that here... jobs are what you do when not doing what you would do while not at work.
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