Abracadabra

yeah, that's what i have girls tryin ta step all day every day hoser

what are you talkin aboot eh?

i don't really spend alot of time on here these days. i wouldn't know who to ban

another lovely day in the neighbourhood

this thread is really stupid

them: "hi" me: "hi" them: "are you ok?" me: "um..yeah. i'm sober" them: "ohhh...well, let's get you drunk then" the moral of the story: BOPSET

don't do it. shit is tacky

i'm really close to banning this dork. so dumb

since when is irish a "race"?

i'm going to walk to the breakfast spot and have that shit in the sun. hollerrr

i'm so glad the clock on the computer and my phone automatically change, otherwise i'd be going to work late tomorrow. so i guess this is a friendly reminder to wind your shit forward one hour

and they won't stop. maybe i need to go do another shit

<---doesn't drink water from the tap

please stop

i think the phone's gross, but i'm on my second samsung phone and still a happy customer. the missus also has a samsung. good quality phones

this movie looks like garbage

http://songerize.com song: no one's gonna love you artist: band of horses

dude, "no one's gonna love you" is my jam. shit is epic and heartbreaking and beautiful and i don't give a fuck what you say, the song is bada$$. more beer

i can't be the only one who thinks this motherfucker looks like cotton hill i think it's the midget arms mo homo

seeks: I forgot my baby powder, for my balls seeks: Makes flying way easier abc: i've never done the baby powder balls thing abc: i need to be ready for a blow job at all times abc: you never know when you'll get one

you know how awesome the mayans were? not very. they got extinct like a motherfucker real quick. their speculation about the end of the world on their little calendar that didn't even have christmas on it doesn't mean shit. i'm fucking sick of seeing one of these threads every 2 weeks. from now on anyone who posts one is going to get banned. just like with oakland threads. and go on, post a thread asking why this was closed. i dare you

these two posts cover it perfectly.

<---killin it

whatever happened to that guy? don't get me wrong, i'm glad he's gone, but a few years ago this fool was on 39 of the top 40 songs. just curious

haha.