Frate_Raper
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Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law
So I got called out for not updating this with awesome Frankisms...........
Got a banger and HOLLY SHIT Frank story
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I worked in a chain toy store in college,
Towards the end of my time there I started paging the whole store and humming in a loud off pitch manor to whatever song was on the radio before hand........
I used to do carry outs at christmas and told this asshole to park in the handicapped parking while doing a return..............His 500 dollar ticket was issued,and he said I had to pay for it,I just walked it off laughing but my my boss was pissed.
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My family is very number 3!
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Re: Any Pre-2006 members on anymore?
yuuuuup
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smash page.......
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Had a super flaming waiter at the Olive Garden..........made a reallllllllly rude remark about him.He was standing next to me..........
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I am the KING of this, I do it allllllll the fucking time......almost weekly!
1.I say to this dude at work as a joke "ya well your moms a whore" as a total joke
she died of cancer 9 days before, it was his first day back to work.
I just asked my wife and she said "you do it so much that I don't even keep track of them"
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Rookies night out- I dont need a single night to do coke and blow money at the bar.........
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While Christmas shopping this season I would place all stuffed animals in positions that resembled sexual situations............I'm almost 30
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I'm mash that thick mami out big time!!!! that bitch would treat you real well
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gh crew
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Well worth the cash to get this......spent last winter watching it with my wife.Super close to being done.
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indian for dinner
left over rotti for breakfast...............guts on fya
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mass.i'd wife that.
red heads are gross in general
the sundial of hags,smash alllllll
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wife statussss
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I just moved to a new city,still local but whatever...real nice house...to nice for my wife and i!
I'm at home today kicking it in,sporting a white shirt with an upside down cross and some basket ball shorts,i'm very heavily tattooed just noting on my forearms due to work.My door bell rings and I answer it on my cell with some rep from the gas company.
IT'S A BUNCH OF OLD LADIES FROM THE LOCAL FUCKING CHURCH WITH COOKIES........THEY ARE THE WELCOME WAGON!
I had them in for tea, they were fucking floored at how nice my house and how nice of young man I am.
they leave I turn to grab my laptop from the coffee table.
OPEN THE WHOLE TIME WITH A POP AD FOR PORN!!!!!
I dont think I'm welcome in this hood.
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what Nickleback said
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Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law
frank HAS NOT had that covered, he simply talks shit about his former faith.......DO NOT FEEL BAD FOR FRANK,hes done this do himself.
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Hiv to the max's hoe looks like this pig I dicked that had the ugliest vaj I've ever seen......shit looked like a bull dog eating mayo
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Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law
Yo Frank gets no ass,go read the fucking thread sons!
Frank at xmas last year was amazing,this year should be awesome,it's at me my house!
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Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law
I think you did. Or maybe you texted it to me.I sent you that photo lol!!!!!!
Ok
he showed up to the table,no shirt.....his dad is like woah son get a fucking shirt on.
Hes pissed off
gets his fav sleeveless joint,eats in record time with the worst manors EVVVVVVVER,stands up with his plate still on the table rips his shirt off and storms off......shit was hilarious.
I got a flick.I'll post it later
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Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law
Frank was ganrly as fuck this year at our Thanksgiving, he got mad he was forced to wear a shirt and turned on the table manors 10 fold....pretty sure i posted about it.
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A few years ago I stole an airhorn from walmart, we drove around in boys car blasting it at people........I dropped the hammer on this dink in a mini van.He freaks out and starts chasing us,were laughing our asses off and driving a 5 series....he had no chance at getting close to us.
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We decided to let him
He starts yelling at me
BUT
Any time he would start to yell I'd blast the horn in his face, he freaked out!!!!!!
I think I was like 24.
Same summer we found out that I could turn the wind shield wiper jets on my truck to the side.....we'd hit red lights and clean my window aka spray people through an open window,cyclists etc
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thats not terrible.....thats fucking brilliant!
My semi retarded brother in-law
in Channel Zero
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Re: My semi retarded soon to be brother in-law
We call this the sexy pose......he normally has his leg right up so balls are almost out
We've been seeing this alot lately as they did not lock the porn channels on the new dish, so when ever you walk in the house a sweaty Frank will be in a panic mashing out numbers to get away from the porn......