mr.yuck

This is my new favorite shit!

Those aren't the tities from above. This hoe a trickster.

She eats edibles like they are actually food, so she just gets normal high. Everybody that eats these things develops earlier onset Alzheimer's. The worst part was, I wasn't expecting it. So I legit thought I was having some kind of medical situation until I figured out what happened.

I'm good. I'm back. Woo. I hate ingesting weed.

Never trust a big butt and a smile

My wife cross contaminated dinner with her weed butter. I am uncomfortably high right now.

Ahem. Korfhage Sauce.

I should start an online hydroponics store

Sir Kensington's is also fire.

I was fed Miracle Whip Brand Mayo Like Product© for years by my grandma. It wasn't until later in life that I realized Miracle Whip Brand Mayo Like Product© isn't really mayo at all. I went from Hellmann's and settled on Dukes for years. Our household has transitioned to JFG mayo for the wifes nostalgia purposes. It's pretty damn good. I can proudly say we are a JFG family.

@LUGRwhat are the chances? I'm starting to understand the old saying "Never meet your hero's." Shit. Y'all got me in here reminiscing about Jessica Fletcher and shit. The whole reason I came in here was to talk about Tag Team of "Whoop! There it is" fame and how I can't find any of their other songs from that album on the internet.

Bruh. Big mistake. How else are you supposed to get that tangy zip?

That is usually how it goes around here.

Murder she wrote was a big part of my childhood anyway. The creme de la creme for me was this attraction at Universal studios where people from the audience got to make the sound effects for movies with all types of horse shit things that you wouldn't expect would make the proper sounds. Anyway, at the end they explain how Hollywood magic just splices together clips from different shows to make a scene work or what ever. To my delight it was a clip of murder she wrote and they started taking suggestions from the crowd as to what they should splice in. People yell out all types of things and it ended up being Burt Reynolds eating a slice of pizza that got spliced in. Fucking amazing! How did they have Burt Reynolds eating pizza cued up so quick? So I went back to this same attraction like 15 years later. No bullshit it was never updated and some how some way I heard some one yell from the crowd "Burt Reynolds eating pizza!" What are the fucking odds?

@nicklesndimesdid you ever hear back from him? I can't imagine he would have bothered changing his number in this day and age.

I don't think im going to call this shit Virginia white sauce anymore. From here on out, it's Korfhage Sauce.

I'm on the hunt.

Oh shit. We should have done some research. Seems like Matthew Korfhage doesnt write for the Virginia Backwater anymore. He's moved up to USA Todays Food and Culture writer.

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4 inch angle grinder diamond blade A few sizes of hole saws for tile There are different trowel sizes for different tile sizes Drills Razor knife Spacers Tile scorer Mixing paddle Measuring tape Chalk line Circle saw Don't do porcelain tile. It's hard as fuck to cut. Good luck.

That shits going to the top of the R&B charts!

I'm so sorry for your loss.

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